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    The Houston area is bracing for a tropical storm/heavy rain event. Among the prudent, my wife and I just went to the local big box to stock up on extra drinking water, bleach, some food, a few movies, and another box of buck shot. It's really not bad - no work tomorrow.

    Bad luck - the big box ran out of bottled water just as we got there. Like several other humans, we were disappointed that we would have to look elsewhere for water, but none of us got our panties in a wad.

    Not so over on the doughnut isle.

    Unlike humans and their prudent, clam preparation purchases, the nogs were going ape. Weather forecasts overload their low impulse/emotion-control. Mammies and chilrens be runnin all over da place grabbing whatebers (I swear that I saw one little nignog with a handful of Skittles-scented candles).

    On the isle that handles the genuine necessities of ape, there was a bit of a problem. Not only had the big box run out of water, but - !!HORRORS!! - they were also down to their last box of doughnuts. Yes, it seems that for nogs, boxes of doughnuts rank right up there with flashlight batteries and real nutrition as disaster preparation.

    Two rank sows got into a CAT-2 Chimpout with each other over the last box. It was a cool ookfest to watch, with major blubber action gettin all piggly-wiggly and sheeiit.

    They were about to go CAT-3 when a big box big shot came over to put oil on the greasy.

    Bad idea because (you guessed it) the two sows turned on him. They loudly demanded answers as to why his sto not bees ready fo da storm! Why they not be no doughnuts (for day big butts)? What wes 'posed to do? All the while, their little niglets were all prancing and dancing in full eek-n-shriek support.

    It made my day.


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    Re: Chimpout on the Doughnut Isle


    One word: Katrina


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    Re: Chimpout on the Doughnut Isle


    Would have loved to see a ook fest video of the nogs.

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    God forbid they run out of Newpotes, and Koolz.

    Niggers: The antidote to civilization.

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    Houston. What a shame,next on the list of cities soon to be abandoned by the white race.


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    I hope the storm isn't bad. I used to live down there in Houston briefly. Chimpouts are so funny.

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    Yes, never get in between two sows going at it. They're more dangerous than bucks. Let 'em go at it.

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    Re: Chimpout on the Doughnut Aisle


    You must have not visited the waddymelon and malt likka aisles!!


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    Re: Chimpout on the Doughnut Aisle


    Lol. Too bad you didn't get video.


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    Re: Chimpout on the Doughnut Aisle


    Thanks for the fun post.
    Great "play by play"
    TNB is such an interesting form of entertainment.


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    Were these sows Katrina refugees that came to Houston and never left?


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    Either don't get between them or make you sure you toss a chicken drumstick to distract them while capturing the beast. As for the water see if you can get some form of water filter. I have 0.01 micron survival filter for that, it could suck water from a nigger infested ebola swamp if it came to that. I also have a cheaper as good 0.05 micron straw, used it suck a glass of rain water from the skreet during a big storm.


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