Nigger Jenniffer Mitchell hires apetorney Benjamin Crump to sue L’Oréal over nig fur straightener

[Paddyroller]

So nigger Jennifer Mitchell dun din like its kinky burr-fur, and used L’Oreal nig fur straightener to imitate YT.

Now the jig got uterine cancer and had to have a hysterectomy. The jig is suing L’Oréal because it claims that their product caused its cancer, and as a result it can’t have cheerin.

Hey Jenny, a nigger not having sprogs is a good thing. There are way too many niggers plaguing our society as it is and we don’t need more.

And second, the product didn’t cause your cancer, nigger genetics did. I hope L’Oréal doesn’t cave and brings this to trial. Nigger Crump won’t be able to prove a connection between the cancer and the product because there isn’t one.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...mb-cancer.html

Jeebus Lawdy! Just putting 2+2 together I gotta figure it wasn't cranial furr that thing was trying to straighten. Yuck.

Hmmm, on the company website it states

"Dark & Lovely was created to help nigger sows express and embrace their individual styles. We’re dedicated to developing beauty for all with innovative, tailor-made products to help beauty enthusiasts of color celebrate their creativity. Our consumer is Dark & Lovely and so much more... they are Dark & Lovely & Bold, Dark & Lovely & Radiant, Dark & Lovely & Fierce!"

I guess you reap what you sow.

[Napa hater]

L’Oréal is supposed to go on your head- not your stinkin ass sausage wallet. L’Oréal don’t make anything strong enuff to kill the smell. That’s called sniper-!!! Sniper cures raysus ass cancer too! So there ya go- well shit she can’t read anyway- and she gotta pirate Wi-Fi for her cell foam an sheeit.

[Good Judge of Niggers]

Niggers just need to see a ghost to get straight hair. True fact: African plants evolved the nigger so that their Velcro hair could spread the plants' seeds across the continent.

[Napa hater]

I just wish sniper would flood the market with its cancer cures for kweens. Raysus ass cansuah.

[Dice game]

Originally Posted by Paddyroller

So nigger Jennifer Mitchell dun din like its kinky burr-fur, and used L’Oreal nig fur straightener to imitate YT.

Now the jig got uterine cancer and had to have a hysterectomy. The jig is suing L’Oréal because it claims that their product caused its cancer, and as a result it can’t have cheerin.

Hey Jenny, a nigger not having sprogs is a good thing. There are way too many niggers plaguing our society as it is and we don’t need more.

And second, the product didn’t cause your cancer, nigger genetics did. I hope L’Oréal doesn’t cave and brings this to trial. Nigger Crump won’t be able to prove a connection between the cancer and the product because there isn’t one.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...mb-cancer.html

If L’Oréal did cause this we need to thank them and support them. Also, if they did cause this I know what I will be donating to goodwill and all the other places that give niggers free shit. The smallpox blanket of 2022!

[Ray_Sizzum]

U gize mayks me laff so hard

[Dred Scott]

Why was the nigsow using fur straightener? I thought they were proud of their nappy brillo haids. So you gibbed yo seff cansuh all because you desired to appear more humanlike.

I actually do hope it gets awarded a nig lotto and L'Oreal has to pay out the ass for being such blatant nigger lovers. The real lawyers behind the scenes will get most of the payout (not the puppet apetorney Benjignig Dump), while the sow will be nigger rich for a month or two.

[Ginger Heart]

I guess not being able to squeeze a little nigger bastard out of her crusty crotch every 8.2 months is a pretty traumatic thing for the nigger. Without a felon factory how is a useless nigger supposed to earn a living?

Too bad the cancer didn't finish the job!

[Tired of Them]

It looks like a lezboon anyway. The claim that it wanted to give birff is a spurious one that was designed to give more substance to its gibs grab.

I agree with @Dred Scott that it would be funny if L'Oreal were to pay the price for being such a contemptibly massive niggerloving company. I hope that a tsunami of ghetto lottery claims are lodged and then won and that L'Oreal goes out of bidness on account of this.

That Benjamin Crump nigger is one of the most detestable niggers out there.
Even for a nigger, this uppity spook is annoying.

[Paddyroller]

Originally Posted by Tired of Them

That Benjamin Crump nigger is one of the most detestable niggers out there.
Even for a nigger, this uppity spook is annoying.

Yes, he and the nigger mayor of Nig York City have the classic nigger gorilla like cranium:





And the nigger shit fo’ brains too!!!

[Tired of Them]

@Paddyroller - The classic gorilla cranium has a gaping chasm where its brain is meant to be. Oftentimes, the aforementioned gaping chasm has a freshly laid stool where the brain should be, this ensures that the maximum level of wholesale urban destruction is wreaked upon the area that has the misfortune to be home to the criminigger in question. Once the stool has hardened, it must be replaced with a fresh one to keep the mayhem at its optimum level.

Then there is the alternative type of gorilla that has neither a stool nor a brain inside its coconut. Just an empty space. This type of gorilla is very dangerous but is ill-equipped to go on an unrelenting run of destructive jaboonery as it is locked up too soon to keep the mayhem going long-term. This type of gorilla is generally caged for goodifying another gorilla before it reaches adulthood. We need more of this type of gorilla rather than the more arch type of gorilla whose slightly more advanced and machiavellian stool cerebrum costs society a fortune with its wanton destruction over an extended period of time.

Benjamin Crump is one such gorilla: he has the cunning of a stool cerebrum gorilla; we need his type of gorilla to be goodified by the other type of gorilla in larger numbers before our countries are completely decimated.

[Beige Mix]

Originally Posted by Dice game

If L’Oréal did cause this we need to thank them and support them. Also, if they did cause this I know what I will be donating to goodwill and all the other places that give niggers free shit. The smallpox blanket of 2022!

Donating hair straightener will make you extremely popular in the nigger and coddler communities, post something on social media so you get the full benefits! You could also donate skin bleach, suspected of having adverse effects. https://nypost.com/2019/09/30/offici...-at-all-costs/

[shootist952]

Niggers as a whole are a cancer to the entire planet.

[Good Judge of Niggers]

Nigger fur straightener is the product smart drug stores keep locked up.

[Average Human]

Nigger fur is the most hilarious thing. When the she-boons try to straighten it, it basically fries the hair shaft. Any method of attempting to straighten nappy hair will do this, no matter how "gentle" or "natural" it claims to be. So they often have to resort to wigs.

I love having human hair. It must suck to be cursed with nigger "hair".

[Good Judge of Niggers]

Has anyone checked on Al Sharpton's uterus?