Humongous Turd Drops to Goodness in Orlando Tyre Sampson, Orlando, ICON park

Jeebus Lawdy! A 14 yr old KFC slurping behemoth called Tyre Sampson has flopped to goodness
and its inevitable future rape/murder victims will now be spared.

The Orlando Free Ride at ICON Park had just about enough of these things, and the overloaded structural stress led to a glorious drop of the weakest link.

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Just keeping that now flat and squooshed "Tyre" fed must have taken a pallet per week of “store brand” mac ‘n’ cheese.
Oh well, 14 years of Human taxpayer wayfare chow down the drain, but ya know what? It may have been 6.0 on the Richter scale but apparently no Humans were hurt and the world is now a little better place.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...park-ride.html

[Sulla Felix]

"Nigger greatness?" What is that---achieving basic literacy and numeracy?

[Ray_Sizzum]

 

Jacksonville native Osiris Jahkail Williams, known professionally as YK Osiris, told TMZ that he was speaking with Tyre’s family to pay for the 14-year-old’s funeral.

https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/fl...l-report-says/

Says it's got a ... "big heart."

[Ginger Heart]

Is this worthless nigger going to turn into another Lord Floyd story? It seems that every day there's something in the news about this fat POS. The park ought to sue the nigger and it's family for damage to park equipment.

We get it nigger! You have lawyers, you have your go fund a nigger page, you've been whining your boo hoos across the land and now your going for the big one, the nigger lottery.

It's pretty obvious what happened. When your stupid nigger kid saw the seats on the ride it became very confused by this modern invention, causing it to chimp out and become a magic flying nigger without magic powers. Perhaps the park should install tree branches and vines on their rides so stupid niggers would have something more familiar to them.

I wonder where they will erect the statue of this former EBT sucking slob of a nigger?

[Napa hater]

He’s free——-free falling! Sorry had to sing some petty there!

[YT1984]

I wonder how long it took for its nigger pump to give out ?