JauMarcus McFarland beez daid in elevator accident

[Paddyroller]

First, Paddyroller hates these niggers usurping Irish surnames, although this one is not too bad. Jaumarcus gives it away.

Next, somehow Paddyroller thinks that all the elevator inspectors and technicians in Apelanta are niggers.

Finally, the obligatory go fund a coon campaign is in full force and effect.

 

We are at a loss and his family in Missouri is utterly devastated,” family friends said in a GoFundMe account following the teenager’s death.

McFarland and several of his teammates were inside an elevator at the 444 Highland Avenue apartmen complex when it malfunctioned about 3 p.m. Tuesday,

https://www.ajc.com/news/man-of-conv...LWSYN4IXDDLDA/

[GreenNignog]

All niggers are "men of convictions" as in "been convicted of a crime".

[JigaBoom]

This nogs family are not sad because they just hit the ghetto lottery. The dream of all nogs and is to have a fambly member killed in an accident it pays better than welfare.

[Dred Scott]

The article stated that 16 niggers were packed into the elevator, clearly way too much weight than intended for it. Yet I'm sure the niggers will still apetempt a nig lotto.

[Whip_Cracker]

 

In a statement, the property manager for the complex said more than a dozen people 300# plus niggers were in the elevator moments before the fatal incident, pushing it past its 3,000-pound weight limit.

This is the first thing that came to mind and all I needed to know. I'm sure they were trying to see how many niggers they could pack into the elevator while also jumping up and down like niggers do. I wish we had video of the screaming niggers when the elevator dropped.



The niggers are all equally responsible and the good nigger was more than likely high on something (george floyd?) which caused it's nigger pump to expire early.

[sumthinstunk]

16 Niggers in an elevator? What the fuck, is this some sort of nigger version of NASA?

[Rip Tide]

That must have been quite the sight when they opened to door to all those pancaked buckwheats.

[Beige Mix]

Sixteen NAPAs in the elevator together? This was a wonderful photo opportunity passed over due to media coddling, but I'm sure the good buck will be missed by his hometown church choir.

Elevators are racist

[Dixieman]

Sounds to me like the elevator had tolerated all of the TNB and niggershines it could stand, and did what any respectable form of transportation would do, and eliminated the offensive cargo. I do hope the elevator makes a full recovery, and I feel so bad for the suffering it had to go thru having to hold and transport sixteen pavement apes. I'm sure at least one of the niggers tried to muhdik the elevator, which was probably the last straw.

As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one way to pack niggers in a confined space and that’s on a boat with a one way destination: Apefrica. This technique was perfected in the early 18th century.


And as much as I’d like to jump in a time machine and smack the short sighted knuckle-headed numbnuts who thought niggers were good for anything, I’d be more than happy to settle for using modern technology to return the coons ASAP. Hell, I’d even kick in a few hard earned Samolians to make that happen with all mod cons.

[Napa hater]

That poor elevator! Good work!!! Judging by the bixnood uses in the interview no one present will improver their ACT score

[Tired of Them]

Just a shame there weren't anymore schwoogies snuffed out in this malfunction.

[White Horse]

Did they mean in story title “Man With Convictions”, it’s Good he’s finally good.

[White Horse]

Originally Posted by igor

As far as I’m concerned, there’s only one way to pack niggers in a confined space and that’s on a boat with a one way destination: Apefrica. This technique was perfected in the early 18th century.


And as much as I’d like to jump in a time machine and smack the short sighted knuckle-headed numbnuts who thought niggers were good for anything, I’d be more than happy to settle for using modern technology to return the coons ASAP. Hell, I’d even kick in a few hard earned Samolians to make that happen with all mod cons.

Thanks for the manual on nigger packing instructions maybe if they followed it to a tee he would be good

[Chombo]

 

the 16 young APEletes who were inside the elevator when this occurred pushed that limit to nearly 4,000 lbs.

My gawd, how did they even fit? Niggers are great at violating laws, but this violates the laws of physics.

Elevators don't just collapse, I've seen what niggers do while inside elevators, like slam against the walls, jump up and down, so what ever happened, the niggers caused it, it's never the niggers fault, elevators beez rayciss n sheeit.