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    Waddymelons on Mars—Nig York Times lets niggers down


    Well the coddling Nig York Times got niggers everywhere all excited, only to pull the carpet out from under their feet. They published an article, masquerading as real news, that fields of waddymelons were found on Mars, only to pull the article a about an hour later and blaming its publication as a “technical error.” The article, however is cached on Google and already archived by internet archive engines. (E.g. wayback machine)

     
    The Times article titled 'Fields of Watermelons Found On Mars, Police Say' went live at 2.19pm on Tuesday and immediately drew attention from bewildered readers.

    Intrigued minds were quick to question not only the shocking discovery of watermelons on the Red Planet, but that the news came from police.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...lons-Mars.html


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    Maybe whoever wrote the story was hoping a few niggers would try and relocate?


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    "Newspaper of Record" eh?

    Then again, John Carter was a Confederate officer. Maybe he and Dejah Thoris decided to start a plantation?

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    Originally Posted by Tired of Them View Post
    Maybe whoever wrote the story was hoping a few niggers would try and relocate?
    What a great concept. Send all the niggers to mars and make the Biden administration pay for it. Then impeach him.


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    All the nigger rocket scientists had their ships loaded and ready to launch. If the article would have said that crack was discovered, the niggers would already be there.

    Niggers should not be free, humans should be free of niggers.

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    Instead they should of posted something more like 'Gov't offering a free ride to Mars. Found out it is full of niggers there'. Maybe they would of all headed out.


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    Firs dey sed we be Human, den dey sed our libes mattah, den dey said Hebben was dere on Marz. I'se might as well pack it up and go ...
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    I recommend all niggers board a rocket ship(hell they invented them anyway) and leave soon as possible! Get up there and enjoy dem waddy melons in space . Let me be the first to apologize to the alien life about the invading plague

    DRIVE ON!!!!

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    I am not convinced that article was fake! All niggers on the planet should head to Mars immediately and investigate.


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    Originally Posted by Napa hater View Post
    I recommend all niggers board a rocket ship(hell they invented them anyway) and leave soon as possible! Get up there and enjoy dem waddy melons in space . Let me be the first to apologize to the alien life about the invading plague
    Some good people could make a mint with this suggestion. They could start a program and even a movie with a title with something like...'Lost In Space II'.


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    I'm sure the nigger coonmunity is in a state of shock and desperation.

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    I think they published that to get the niggers riled up. Bunch of dumbasses.


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