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    It’s Rockfish Season Again: Niglet Keydall Jones dun know how to swim


     
    The family of missing 8-year-old Keydall Jones tells WFAA that the boy's body was found in a nearby apartment pool Saturday morning.

    Mammy Champagne Williams said he took off running near their apartment complex mailboxes and hadn’t been seen since.
    https://www.wfaa.com/article/news/lo...e-4713562f2e2a


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    Not sure what's funnier here. The niglet that went glug-glug, or that its mammy's name is "Champagne"!

    Niggers should not be free, humans should be free of niggers.

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    Originally Posted by Dred Scott View Post
    Not sure what's funnier here. The niglet that went glug-glug, or that its mammy's name is "Champagne"!
    We need @OldIrishAsshole to decide that one!


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    Why does water hate niggers. Lets find out! ::


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    Here's to hoping for a record setting rockfish season.


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    Severely autistic? Nah, just acting like a normal niglet. And look at that craplings face. Looks like there was some tenderizing going on that nest. Probably why the mini buck went feral in the first place.


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    Keydall
    SNNOD.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    "...took off running and hasn't been seen since."

    Don't we wish all niggers would do this.


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    There is so much niggerism in this story that I am too overwhelmed to comment.

    Okay...just one comment. They should paint KFC buckets on the bottom of every ming pool.


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    Two rockfish stories in one morning. Brilliant. I feel that it is reasonable to assume they liked the name Kendall but could not spell it and ended up bestowing the monkey moniker Keydall on their erstwhile butt dumpling.


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    Originally Posted by OldIrishAsshole View Post
    SNNOD.
    It was down to the wire between Kendall and Champagne


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    If this 8 year old had the conditions described in the article, why wasn't he being supervised? Or, did I miss something? Oh, wait....never mind.


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    Did anyone find the gofundanigger webpage yet?

    "The only thing worse than a police state is a nigger state."

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    Originally Posted by Woden View Post
    Did anyone find the gofundanigger webpage yet?
    Here you go.
    https://www.gofundme.com/f/keydall-j...ource=customer

    The one above is outdated. Here's the latest gogibsme https://www.gofundme.com/f/keydall-j...ource=customer

    "Sheeeit. Ebil YT built da pool so it be da White Man's fault n sheeeit"


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    Originally Posted by Massa Skim View Post
    Here you go.
    https://www.gofundme.com/f/keydall-j...ource=customer

    The one above is outdated. Here's the latest gogibsme https://www.gofundme.com/f/keydall-j...ource=customer

    "Sheeeit. Ebil YT built da pool so it be da White Man's fault n sheeeit"
    Thanks for that gogibsme update. I was enthused to learn its middle name was Lashawn!


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    Originally Posted by Tired of Them View Post
    Thanks for that gogibsme update. I was enthused to learn its middle name was Lashawn!
    Double SNNOD?


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    Originally Posted by Tired of Them View Post
    Two rockfish stories in one morning. Brilliant. I feel that it is reasonable to assume they liked the name Kendall but could not spell it and ended up bestowing the monkey moniker Keydall on their erstwhile butt dumpling.
    The best story of a human name getting turned into a monkey moniker is as follows: I was at the hospital with a relative that was scheduled for surgery. When she came out of the recovery unit, the nurse in the recovery unit was advised that her patient was scheduled to be put into a 2-bed room that already had two patients. The nurse got on the intercom and said "paging anesthesia, paging anesthesia." I didn't think twice about it until a sheboon with the name "Anesthesia" on its hospital ID tag walked into the room. The nurse chewed out Anesthesia for putting 3 patients into a two bed room, and told the boon to get an empty room pronto. I barely contained my laughter. I wonder if the jig's mammy even knew about the Czar and his daughter Anastasia.


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    @Paddyroller - at that one. I'm absolutely convinced beyond all doubt that niggers mishear a human name such as 'Anastasia' or 'Kendall' and that's how we end up with so many bastardized versions of real names. I'm ever so glad that they do this because if they didn't we here at Chimpmania would have considerably less to cackle about. Again, cheers for that. It's an effing belter!


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    Originally Posted by Massa Skim View Post
    Double SNNOD?
    Yep. It's a different type of twofer. Just for a change.


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