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    Why are niggers obsessed with their "natural" hair?


    To me, it is disgusting. Looks like pubic hair on top of their head and it is always used as an excuse for not wanting to put the effort in looking presentable and professional. I feel sorry for employers accused of raycizzzm every time they have to fire those sheboons. Thank God I am blessed with long, silky, straight human hair!!


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    A niggers hair, or rather its fur, is towards the zenith of the list of nigger stuff that cracks me up. It resides towards the apex of a chimp's unintended comedic properties.


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    I saw a big box store delivery nigger dropping off some packages. It had it's hair in Moldy Locks. Can you imagine the stank coming off that thing if it was in apefrica sweating and rutting where ever it could? Every time I see one with those moldy locks I walk past while holding my breath.


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    Natural coconut fur helps dem sheboons balance sheeit on Dey head. Like Velcro!

    DRIVE ON!!!!

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    Because, deep down, niggers know that their fur is a sign that they are feral demons from Hell!


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    Nigger fur has all the desirability of # 3 steel wool. At least steel wool is useful and doesn't spred diseases.


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    Niggers have won as far as their Natural Fur, it looks like a filthy mop head used to mop up shit of a floor, what the hell is wrong with niggers? At least back in the day the dandy lion afro haid niggers didn't look so bad, all niggers have done is get more disgusting over the years with their fur. This also includes niggers getting white peoples hair (weebs) to put on their nasty noggins.

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    I remember when I was a kid and niggers had giant afros and me and my friends used to flick cigarette butts in them and laugh like hell !


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    Even niggers hate their own fur, most wear wigs to cover up their Brillo pads. Can u imagine the stank under those wigs? Good lord!


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    I had to stop at the grocers to pick up a couple things the other day and saw a buck with fur so stupid that I busted out laughing in the middle of the store.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    Originally Posted by The Confederate View Post
    I remember when I was a kid and niggers had giant afros and me and my friends used to flick cigarette butts in them and laugh like hell !
    I remember a mate of mine smashed an egg on a niggers head when we were about nine or ten. This nigger kid was the only nigger that lived anywhere near me as a child. My mate hid the egg in his hand and whacked it down on the niggers noggin. The nigger went: "Waaaaaaaagggh!" and ran off crying. The contents of the egg slithered through his brillo head in an amusingly different way to human hair. Happy times!


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    In order to maintain the ridiculous shapes they carve their cranial fur into, they cannot wash it. (As if they would anyway.)

    There is nothing "natural" about niggers. Everything about them is revolting to humans. So they take pride in their nauseating qualities, and celebrate "dey culcha".

    Niggers should not be free, humans should be free of niggers.

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    Originally Posted by Tired of Them View Post
    I remember a mate of mine smashed an egg on a niggers head when we were about nine or ten. This kid was the only nigger that lived anywhere near me as a kid. My mate hid the egg in his hand and whacked it down on the niggers noggin. The nigger went: "Waaaaaaaagggh!" and ran off crying.
    Great mate! If you can't avoid the groid, then always put niggers in their place!


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    Originally Posted by White Violet View Post
    To me, it is disgusting. Looks like pubic hair on top of their head and it is always used as an excuse for not wanting to put the effort in looking presentable and professional. I feel sorry for employers accused of raycizzzm every time they have to fire those sheboons. Thank God I am blessed with long, silky, straight human hair!!
    No amount of effort makes a nigger professional or presentable.


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    Instead of the hair shaft being oval or round, their hair shaft is more like a figure eight; this forces the hair to curl over while pushing it away from the scalp which keeps the scalp cooler--an obvious adaptation to a tropical climate. A lot of money is spent on chemical hair straighteners or weaves of straight hair. I'd encourage that, anything to make them easier on the eyes. How about a government gibs coupon for wigs or weaves, anyone? ;-)


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    What if we gave them government gibs coupons for naire to replace their shampoo with?
    That would solve the issue.


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    What if we gave them government gibs coupons for naire to replace their shampoo with?
    That would solve the issue.


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    No weeb gibs? Guess I'd better have a dose of nicotine, aspirin or something before I head into town for business reasons cuz that is a lot of frizz to visually process.


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    Originally Posted by Chimp Trainer View Post
    No amount of effort makes a nigger professional or presentable.
    Ha, that's true indeed!


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    Eye Bleach


    Originally Posted by Beige Mix View Post
    No weeb gibs? Guess I'd better have a dose of nicotine, aspirin or something before I head into town for business reasons cuz that is a lot of frizz to visually process.
    @Beige Mix, here’s some to help the visual discomfort. Now niggers are claiming the nigger lotto by saying the chemicals in the straightening goo gives them diseases. We need to start suing the niggers for spreading the nigger plague worldwide these days. There are just some places that niggers don’t belong.


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    Pretty soon you’ll probably see a boon in a herbal essence commercial.


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    Originally Posted by Beige Mix View Post
    Instead of the hair shaft being oval or round, their hair shaft is more like a figure eight; this forces the hair to curl over while pushing it away from the scalp which keeps the scalp cooler--an obvious adaptation to a tropical climate. A lot of money is spent on chemical hair straighteners or weaves of straight hair. I'd encourage that, anything to make them easier on the eyes. How about a government gibs coupon for wigs or weaves, anyone? ;-)
    The problem with horsenostril niggers is that similar to useful animals like sheep greasy horsenostril niggers are dangerous, worthless animals that need to be shorn while held in stanchions to prevent fighting with their handler/owner. The niggersows can then use the greasy fur to make a nest in a nigger stall in the locked niggerbarn (apart from the barn with smart and safe animals the filthy niggers could muhdik and muhcootchie.)

    Never forget: De'Marquise Elkins, http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/....1296312#bmb=1

    PHOTO - Widow of Officer Darren Goforth, EXECUTED by a nigger


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murd...stopher_Newsom R.I.P., Logan Tipton

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