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    I caused a chimpout this morning


    This morning I stopped in to harass a friend at work, he does night audit at a hotel. There was this sow putting stuff in a zip lock bag, actually stealing stuff from the coontinental breffast. It walks away so I quickly move over to the bag it had laid out, turned it inside out, and flattened it so it looked nice and neat.

    It comes back and proceeds to fill the bag and tries to close it, it can’t, it starts to blubbering, cussing and stomping its hoofs. My friend tells her if she doesn’t STFU she will have to leave as she is disturbing the other guests. It gets pissed and tosses the bag and declares it racist. The desk clerk tells her she will have to leave and says he will call the cops if she doesn’t, so it waddles back to its room grabs it stuff and storms out squelling the tires on its hooptie as it does.

    As I am leaving I see the slob pulled over on the side of the road, it apparently pinched the tire and broke the rimz in it’s tirade; it’s staring out to be a good day.

    Niggers are the fart on which the debauchery of liberalism wafts

    Twice, in the history of humans there was a want for the nigger; once we wanted them as slaves, now we want them gone.

    Never in recorded history, un-recorded history or in rumors of history has the introduction of the nigger resulted in a positive outcome.




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    Those clerks have enough work in the morning that they shouldn't have to deal with that shit.


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    Good job! I guarantee everything that sow has it can thank us for- from the food to the hotel room to the rimmz it was all bought with taxpayer's money. These niggers feel entitled to anything and everything. I overheard a sow and its elderly mammy eeking about their trips to "tha buff-fay"... They were going on how mammy brings the extra-large (kilo-size) freezer bags and fills them full of food off the line. Again, we are paying more in every way just so these niggers get a free ride. Good for you for putting a stop to that nigstress' tnb!

    The Honk MahFah your mammy warned you about
    Niggers are by far the most evil,disgusting,and truly worthless creatures on this earth who quite simply serve no purpose or benefit to this planet. I challenge anyone to disprove this statement... 110 and NEVER again!!!

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    AWESOME LL, simply AWESOME!


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    Poetic justice - nigger style

    Isn't my boa just absolutely fabulous?!!!

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    Good job, LL! Way to help them show their monkeyshines!


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    Originally Posted by LIVERLIPPER View Post
    It walks away so I quickly move over to the bag it had laid out, turned it inside out, and flattened it so it looked nice and neat.



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    I love stories when we ruin a groids day! Too often it's the other way around!

    America will suffer a fate worse than that of the Roman Empire if we don't get rid of the niggers.

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    Wow, something that simple huh? Even a chimp can figure out simple puzzles.


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    You deserve a medal for that!


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    Last I checked you have to be a guest of the hotel. This bitch wasn't only trespassing, but stealing, and causing a commotion. Next time the sow shows up, tell your buddy to call cops immediately as it is a trouble nigger.


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