Letters to Marquell

[ChimpsPatrol]

The latest episode of CM radio features a foul mouthed little nigger by the name of Marquell. Please use this thread to express your thoughts on this nigger. A short letter or any other form of expression is welcomed and could be read on an upcoming episode of the show.

Marquell,

What's up you crusty nigger? I have a question for you it is about the last car you stole. Was it a fo' speed or did it have an autoerotica transmission?

Fuck you very much

LiverLipper

[ChimpsPatrol]

Hey mini nig , I got you a soap on a rope. The rope is 7 foot long and you're about 5 foot 5 inches so take a full bend to pick it up. Squeal like a nig for me boy !

Shit-beast Marquell,

Hey nigger, it has come to the attention of the civilized world that porch monkeys have a problem with the police and as a species are apetempting to rectum-fy the problem by giving rim jobs. When did you POS's start doing this and was there a big meeting where you all decided to do it...or is it just natural for Kentucky purples to want to kiss ass?



Go back to apefreaka mother fucker


LiverLipper

Originally Posted by LIVERLIPPER

Marquell,

What's up you crusty nigger? I have a question for you it is about the last car you stole. Was it a fo' speed or did it have an autoerotica transmission?

Fuck you very much

LiverLipper

I'll bet you it was Marquell that stole Mrs. Chow's Hello Kitty Smart car!

Originally Posted by nixnigs

I'll bet you it was Marquell that stole Mrs. Chow's Hello Kitty Smart car!

Probably, that worthless nigger!

Originally Posted by nixnigs

I'll bet you it was Marquell that stole Mrs. Chow's Hello Kitty Smart car!

There well be hell to pay if she finds out

Oh shit she found out..........gonna be one less nigger on the planet

Originally Posted by LIVERLIPPER

Oh shit she found out..........gonna be one less nigger on the planet

I think Skim and Nigger Clause should investigate this on the next episode of CM radio. Perhaps Chimps Patrol could help out too.

Originally Posted by LIVERLIPPER

Oh shit she found out..........gonna be one less nigger on the planet

Marquell is going to be ooking with one lip pretty soon

Originally Posted by nixnigs

I think Skim and Nigger Clause should investigate this on the next episode of CM radio. Perhaps Chimps Patrol could help out too.

Yep, I believe a Taser, whip and water board inquiry will be in order.

Originally Posted by Nigger Chow

Marquell is going to be ooking with one lip pretty soon

A one lip ook from a nigger with a hurr lip...........that's an aspiring rapper!

Too bad we can't get nigger Chow to give Marquell his one lipped beating he so richly deserves on a future program. I think that would be phenominal!!

Originally Posted by Skim

Too bad we can't get nigger Chow to give Marquell his one lipped beating he so richly deserves on a future program. I think that would be phenominal!!

Perhaps nigger chow could make a "cameo appearance" to dole out the punishment

Originally Posted by Nigger Chow

Perhaps nigger chow could make a "cameo appearance" to dole out the punishment

Originally Posted by nixnigs

I'll bet you it was Marquell that stole Mrs. Chow's Hello Kitty Smart car!

I saw a mangy looking little nigger driving a Hello Kitty Smart car just last night! It was drinking a 40 oz, blasting cRap music, and had a bunch of mini-sows in it. I bet it was Marquell! I sure hope you get it back and give him a good beating Mrs Chow. It looked like he might have put some nigger rims on it though.

Originally Posted by Bat Fairy

I saw a mangy looking little nigger driving a Hello Kitty Smart car just last night! It was drinking a 40 oz, blasting cRap music, and had a bunch of mini-sows in it. I bet it was Marquell! I sure you you get it back and give him a good beating Mrs Chow. It looked like he might have put some nigger rims on it though.

Oh no! Thanks for the head up my friend. That nigger is going to pay.

Originally Posted by Nigger Chow

Oh no! Thanks for the head up my friend. That nigger is going to pay.

You're welcome. Glad I could help.

Originally Posted by Nigger Chow

Oh no! Thanks for the head up my friend. That nigger is going to pay.

UPDATE! Ugly skinny nigger driving Hello Kitty Smart Car at the KFC drive thru on Eight Mile and Rex in Detroit!

I don't think you'll want the car back if it is recovered.

Originally Posted by nixnigs

UPDATE! Ugly skinny nigger driving Hello Kitty Smart Car at the KFC drive thru on Eight Mile and Rex in Detroit!

I don't think you'll want the car back if it is recovered.

I still need to dole out the punishment though

Originally Posted by Nigger Chow

I still need to dole out the punishment though

Oh yes! I'm looking forward to it.

[sxng9]

It's unusually strange for a niglet to know who be it's baby daddy, unless Cousin LeRoy is collecting all the welfare checks. I'd like to hear a cameo from Marquell's baby momma on the show.

Nigger marquel,
When you quiver and fall during tasing, smelly nigger-dust fills the air surrounding your nigger-noggin. Consider washing your niggerwool periodically as a courtesy to your betters.
Veterinary shampoo is found in the equine supply section of any local tack and feed store.
Contemptuously,
Frenchy

Dear Sooty.

You really are a sickening little insufferable Bollocks. I hear your Daddy Leroy is in Liberia with his fat CB Girlfriend. I hear tell he's running for President of that shithole. Chances are he'll probably win seeing as having an IQ of 67 would make him the smartest Nigger out there. I suggest you move into his Dumpster and start collecting empty bottles to make up your fare to Africa. Out there your Daddy President can make you Supreme Commander Overlord of the Jungle and have yourself a nice yellow uniform, with all the tassles, Ostrich feathers and medals you like.

Up yours Nigger and may your sack rot off.

Casper.

[Buckshank]

Dear Dumbass Niglet Marquell,

Your room temperature IQ does help you realize there's military members on this fine forum, right? That if you weren't an Affirmative Action criminigger... you would easy be off to Africa without a thought.

Considering that Skim does have to keep you alive, for now, could you consider not throwing your shit at the nigger container. Or like Frenchy suggested earlier, cleaning up you nigger hide and wool?

And maybe you should learn not to mess around with The Bat Fairy, either. She does transport you straight to hell... which is where your pappy buck and your coalburning step mammy should be.

Get tazed by the popo, you dumb ape.

-Buckshank

P.S. - I'm right behind you, ready to whip your nigger hide, Toby. And you'll never see me coming.

marquell,

It has come to ourattention that you are a member of one or more of the devolving species - Homo Pelli Negri orthe sub-species Homo Analingus Browridge Homo. If this is so would you be as so kindas to assist us in our research and complete the following questionnaire?(Hint: the answer is “Yes Sir Massa Sir”).
Please entertain the following quires:
(1) Iz you iz o’ iz you ain’t a nigger?

(2) Has thedeparture of the nigger rumored to be your pappy “upped” your skreet cred becauseyou are now like all of the other shit-skins?

(3) What doesjenkem taste like?

(4) What didyou do with Nigger Chows hello kitty car?

(5) Which comes first, the top or the bottom?

(6) If youwere a slave which you prefer to be
(a) A housenigger
(b) A fieldhand
(c) Celly in The Color Purple

(7) Ifstranded in your cell on a desert island and you only had one food to choosefrom which would it be?
(a) Fry chiggum
(b) Waddymelom
(c) Jail nigger
(d) Tofu

(8) Can youpeel a banana with your feet?

(9) Do youanswer to one or more of the following - “The defendant, the guilty party or heynigger”?

(10) Is a space-time singularity a breakdown in thegeometric structure of space time?



As a token of my appreciation for yourparticipation I have purchased three dozen Chimpmania Taser ride tickets and a buggy whip inyour honor and have distributed them to Massa's Skim, Nigger Clause and ChimpsPatrol towith as they see fit (for your benefit of course)



Paint chips and ebola to you,

LiverLipper