Letters to Marquell

[ChimpsPatrol]

The latest episode of CM radio features a foul mouthed little nigger by the name of Marquell. Please use this thread to express your thoughts on this nigger. A short letter or any other form of expression is welcomed and could be read on an upcoming episode of the show.

Marquell you stupid NAPA, I'm going to be on the radio show soon. Are you going to know your place or are you going to be your usual nigger self?

-ML

[ChimpsPatrol]

This letter is for that nigger Ja'Quar
Hey nigger, I understand you spend a great deal of time on a bus so I have a question for you. What do you get when you cross a silverback with a greyhound ? Who cares as long as it gets it far away from humans!

[Whip_Cracker]

Greetings, Marquell you filthy Shit Bag.
On the upcoming episode you are driving @Nigger Chow's Hello Kitty Car, and after your dialogue I hope you live long enough to tape the show, due to the comments you made about the owner of the car.
It is my belief that she would love to discuss this issue and I hope to get her on the show very soon if she is willing to sit within 200 yards of your nigger carcass, (Upwind of course)
Fuck You very much!
Skim

Marquell,

Regarding your recommendation for the cleaning crew hired to scour the studio kitchen after the cooking show with Angel Foo and Dorito.

You fucking nigger!

The troop of shit-skins and knuckle draggers that you endorsed did a ...well...nigger job of it. so it as they say "it's your ass now boy". Your nigger actions will of course leave you with a permanent ban from the property unless you are properly hobbled from here on in. We have done what any intelligent humans would have and called in a team of highly skilled humans to defuxxate the place.

Whilst performing their duty they came across a pair of crotch-less sow panties stowed away in the crisper of the refrigerator, not to worry we have detained them so that you may dine on them at our convenience.

It has also come to our attention that you are in the possession of one of our lovely and esteemed members Hello Kitty Car. It may be said of that "that shit ain't gonna play nigger"! It is our firm belief that @Nigger Chow would like very much to discuss the matter with you.

Be warned, we know that you are attempting to escape punishment for your misdeeds and have taken a job as an assistant to a monkey in the NAPA (North American Pavement Afro-not) space program. Should the monkey decide to allow you to return to our planet we await you with a welcome that includes the following- shiny new bracelets, a tazer light show, Whip the cat with nine tails, a Louisville knee massage and a toasty capsaicin aerosol immersion.

May you find gainful employment in a cotton field

LiverLipper