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    Letters to Marquell


    The latest episode of CM radio features a foul mouthed little nigger by the name of Marquell. Please use this thread to express your thoughts on this nigger. A short letter or any other form of expression is welcomed and could be read on an upcoming episode of the show.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


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    Dear Marquell

    Fuck You

    Sincerely,
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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Always start out with a dollar in the tip jar , the rest will follow.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell,

    I hear you've been giving Skim and Nigger Clause a hard time and stressing them out while they are trying hard to do a show. You best keep your head on a swivel, teenaper. I'll be seein you real soon.

    The Wolverine

    "Tell me what you consider to be your greatest strength, so that I may know best how to undermine you; your greatest fear, so that I may know which to force you to face; what you cherish most, so that I may take it from you; tell me that which you crave, so that I may deny you."

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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell ,

    I don't want to see your nigger face in my town , we don't put up with monkeyshines around here.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell.

    I think you are a little C U Next Tuesday. I'd love to beat you quickly with a short stick and laugh while I'm doing it.

    Up Yours Sooty.

    Casper.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Nigger marquell,
    It seems sensible, at this point, to visit your veterinarian for the purpose of having an internal taser surgically implanted. This would be helpful for your betters, who would need only carry a remote control, rather than an unwieldy taser device.
    Frenchy

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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Dear Marquell,

    Have you ever rode the lightning? If you thought The Wolverine was evil... I'm gonna put as much electricity inside you as your dumb ass cousin in South Apefreaka who tried to steal copper wire.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell,

    Hey nigger, when you are tossing the salad at NU do you prefer to use smooth or chunky niggerette dressing?

    Niggers are the fart on which the debauchery of liberalism wafts

    Twice, in the history of humans there was a want for the nigger; once we wanted them as slaves, now we want them gone.

    Never in recorded history, un-recorded history or in rumors of history has the introduction of the nigger resulted in a positive outcome.




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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell:

    One the last edition of Chimpania Radio you became a bit of an expert on electricity. I recently ran across a job posting you may be interested in hearing about.

    “Wanted electrician technician. Job requirements: 4th grade education (or 3rd grade repeated 3 times), good conductivity skills, ability to concentrate in extremely electrifying circumstances, able to indentify different colors especially black, white and green, able to follow simple instructions.
    Duties: You will be entering the exciting field of electrical contracting working with a master electrician. As a technician you will be responsible for determining if electrical wiring is “hot” (electrified) or “cold,” and determining the voltage 110, 220, 440, 880. No experience is required but an eagerness to learn. Salary is $7.25 per hour plus full beneifts (lunch break, afternoon break, 2 bathroom breaks) Please call 102-666-5555.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell can read?

    I'm hoping you become a victim of the streets real soon.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    News Flash, the little nigger or mini nig, as we call it, Marquell, has been apprehended by da po-po and is now back in juvy hall. We don't know the story yet, but we're sure we'll hear from the runt sooner or later begging for gibs.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Dear Marquell
    I once heard somewhere that you can desensitize yourself to the magic juju lightning strings if you fly a kite in a thunderstorm.

    Regards

    PS. Shine my shoes boy.


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    carcass fly Re: Letters to Marquell


    Dear Marquell,

    I was just wondering what a little nigger like you wants to be if you grow up? Besides a bigger nigger. Do you want to be a basketball star, a cRapper, or just go to like the rest of your family?

    Sincerely,
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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Dear Marquell,
    Which came first, the nigger or the egg?


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell you nigger bastard
    As everyone knows you broke a window at the studio in episode 80 when we tried to see if you could fly.
    You now owe 200.00 for glass replacement and chicken grease removal on the concrete slab below the window where your nigger head bounced.
    If you do not pay up at episode 81 we will have no choice but to beat and tase you repeatedly until we feel your outstanding debt has been paid in full
    See you then nigger bastard
    Skim
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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Please zap that little nigger once for me and tell him I hope to see him soon.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    According to Marquell he,"din do nuffin'",but you know how dat little nigger lies."

    My new avatar shows the reaction of Slash, to the news he was going to be fixed

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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    marquell, (no capitalization for the names of useless niggers like you)

    Your recent stay at juvy hall cost the taxpayers a nice chunk of change. Your future felonies and inevitable enrollment at Nigger U will drain us even more. I have a proposition for you to help pay back your debt to society. I would like to velcro your nappy haid to the ceiling of a new Mexican restaurant in town. We'll invite the local kids to bring their bats for a pinanta party - starring none other than you. Think of the service you will be doing to promote the surging local economy as well as the kids - it's all about the kids.
    Just let me know which hood I should pick you up from. Dress for inclimate weather as you will be hog tied to the roof of my car, or dragged from my rear bumper as to not get nigger stink inside my car. Don't think about those 2 options too much and hurt yourself, you simple, shit for brains nigger.
    Oh, I will gibs you a dolla for you to get back to your hood. No way in hell I'm driving back there after dark.

    Have a nice day, Nigger.


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell you boot lipped mouthy little nigger shit, if you don't mind your manners with your superiors, you'll end up with full graduations from


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Mr Marquel:

    Sir:

    Let me introduce myself. I am Antwan Jones, Attorney at Law. It has come to my attention that unfortunately you have become an unfair participant of the corrupt legal system in our state. I would like to help you.

    First of all, do not worry about my legal fees. Second, I specialize in juvenile cases; misdemeanor and felony, for the disadvantaged African American youth.

    Due to recent legislation, you have the right to choose your own lawyer, not just the public defender the judge wants to give you. There are several avenues of approach we can use in your defense explaining mitigating circumstances of your unfortunate situation.

    Let me explain this in terms you probably understand better.

    Yo, nigger – Iz wants to be your lawyer and YT has to pay because of da rayciss corrupt systems in this here YT’s courts. Iz speclize in unfair treatments of youfs, specialy din do nuffin. Its not youz fault – has your pappy dun left yo mammy? Do you even knows whos your pappy is? Iz can gets you off. (Just don’t show your black ass up in my hood cause I knows what kindz of felony yous really is.)

    Please call me to discuss your legal issues.

    Sincerely;

    Antwan Jones. Esq


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    I was at a college graduation yesterday and one of the names read out was for a 'Marquell'. The people around around me couldn't understand why I almost fell over laughing. They thought I was having an appendicitis attack! Did that little niglet graduate from college? Last I heard it was still having a tough time of just being in Juvenile Hall


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Marquell, please go ""

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    May 2018 be the year America finally has had enough of niggers and sends them where their species belongs.



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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Originally Posted by Fed Up View Post
    I was at a college graduation yesterday and one of the names read out was for a 'Marquell'. The people around around me couldn't understand why I almost fell over laughing. They thought I was having an appendicitis attack! Did that little niglet graduate from college? Last I heard it was still having a tough time of just being in Juvenile Hall
    Shit..that nigger couldn't gradumacate the third grade let alone college...If he was there he was stealing money from cloak rooms. Funny post Fed Up!


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    Re: Letters to Marquell


    Deah Mar-quell, I dunz tode y'al not to be fuckin wit dem racist ass crackas. Dey don onnastan, boy, dey not genus like we beez. You dint lissen to me so now yo azz beez locked up n' sheeit. Make sho you showz all dem niggas dat tattoo Ah did fo you so dey don tap dat azz witout payin me fust. An don lissen to dat YT juju bout morels, dat sheeit get yo azz capped back in de hood. Y'al cud tell dem rayciss crackas dat if dey lets y'al out, I'z be makin sho youz a good nigga.
    Lubz, Unca (muh) Dick.

    Send your money to the scumfucks and we'll make you some Jigaboo Stew

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