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    Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Another company to boycott:

     
    Budweiser is ditching Clydesdale horses in favor of Jay-Z.

    The self-styled King of Beers is reportedly reworking its marketing campaign in a bid to remain relevant as craft beers capture the attention of drinkers.
    They just killed their company with that niggerish move.

    http://fortune.com/2014/11/24/buds-i...ampaign=buffer

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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Oh yeah a boot lipped retarded nigger will make people crave a buttwiper


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Maybe Bud should try brewing a beer that doesn't resemble urine. If they are trying to appeal to niggers they will need to start coming out with a line of malt liquor and watermelon flavored beer


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Budweiser needs to throw in some cough syrup in their beer to appeal to niggers.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    I was done with that company after they sold out to the Belgians. No offense to In Bev but AB was as American as it gets. The can is Red white and blue for god sakes. But they sold out. So f*ck them.

    Switched to Dos Equis and recently Stella Artois Cidre and never looked back.

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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    I hope Bud's sales plummet to nothing. Bastard niggerlovers.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    I liked Budweiser too. Time to find a new beer, fuck them


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Originally Posted by SAINT SKITTLES View Post
    Budweiser needs to throw in some cough syrup in their beer to appeal to niggers.
    Skittles would probably help too. As well as a discount for EBT.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Budweiser malt likka.


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    What a retarded move. The CLydesdales work for literally peanuts, hay, and a good brushing. This nigger will take Budweiser to the cleaners with this bullshit. Besides, horses are smarter and definitely smell better.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Are they going to put the harness on Jay-Z and have him pull the beer truck. That might be racis and sheet but it works for me.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    [QUOTE=PCT;575165]What a retarded move. The CLydesdales work for literally peanuts, hay, and a good brushing. This nigger will take Budweiser to the cleaners with this bullshit. Besides, horses are smarter and definitely smell better.[/QUOTE]

    They are also far more pleasant to look at. Who would rather look at an ugly, bootlipped ape than those magnificent, beautiful horses?


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Originally Posted by Missing Link View Post
    I liked Budweiser too. Time to find a new beer, fuck them
    Hey @Missing Link, might I suggest Newcastle Brown Ale? Budweiser is only surpassed in its tastelessness by such crap brews as, Schlitz, Burgermeister and Coors. I switched from Dos XX to Newcastle about 12 years ago...great taste for me anyhow. Let the niggers drink Bud's piss-water.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    PHUCK BUTTSQUEEZER- THey want to pull a MacDonalds? Fine. --Sam Adams here I come.

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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Originally Posted by Klaatu View Post
    Hey @Missing Link, might I suggest Newcastle Brown Ale? Budweiser is only surpassed in its tastelessness by such crap brews as, Schlitz, Burgermeister and Coors. I switched from Dos XX to Newcastle about 12 years ago...great taste for me anyhow. Let the niggers drink Bud's piss-water.
    I've had it before. It's good stuff, I might start getting that again


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    This same strategy worked out sooo well for McDonalds...

    http://online.wsj.com/articles/mcdon...res-1407500403

    Ray Kroc, Eberhard Anheuser and Adolphus Busch must be spinning in their graves.

    Not that I could be bothered or tempted to eat or drink any of their current slop but it's sad to see once great and All American companies in their death spirals.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Hey beer lovers. You may wish to visit or join CM's Craft Beer Community lead by @Fed Up.

    Bud is good beer when mowing the lawn on a 90+ degree day, and when I do that, I reach for a cold Bud rather than a craft beer. Now, I'm appalled that Budweiser, with InBev at the helm went nigger, over keeping its trademark Clysdales and I will never drink another one again. I'll also have to dump Heinekin because they are part of the InBev group.


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    Re: Bud’s iconic Clydesdales put out to pasture as Jay-Z steps in


    Never gone on Bud. I'd be up pissing all night with the stuff. I hope this flops and sales plummet. I will not buy anything endorsed by Niggers.


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    Originally Posted by iaintthatnigger View Post
    Are they going to put the harness on Jay-Z and have him pull the beer truck. That might be racis and sheet but it works for me.
    The horses have to smell better than a nigger.


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