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    Dracunculiasis: A Disease of Apefreakans


    Warning to reader: You may want to pass on knowing about this; pretty repugnant.
    It is a carefully concealed secret but Apefreaka is home to some of the most disgusting, crippling, and weird diseases known to medical science. Often, as in the the case of TB, AIDS, and Ebola the Africoons manage to export the diseases worldwide.
    But today I would like to write of one malady that, thankfully, is confined to four countries in darkest Apefreaka. It is called dracanculiasis or "the guinea worm disease": The chimp becomes infected by drinking stagnant, dirty water filled with copepods or water fleas. Inside the copepods are parasitic larvae. The copepods die in the chimp's gut but the larvae emerge and begin to eat and grow. Soon they enter the mating cycle and the male then dies and the female burrows deep into the leg bone area. After several months the three foot long female starts traveling down to the ankle or foot. Eventually she forms a blister on the skin which stings and itches the Apefreaken. The chimp then goes to a puddle or other stagnant water and immerses its foot to get relief. Then the worm breaks through the skin and sticks its ass end into the water where it shits out hundreds of thousands of larvae----which will be eaten by the water fleas, and the entire cycle repeated!
    White missionaries have taught the chimps how to extract the worm because there is no prevention or treatment. They grab hold of the worm's end and tie it around a pencil. Then they slowly roll the creature out. This process can take hours or months.

    OOK OOK OOK! SKRRREEEEE! SKRRREEEEE! Oh sheit, Chimpmania beez fly!

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    Re: Dracunculiasis: A Disease of Apefreakans


    Oh, that's gross! Is that for real?

    Apefreeka must be a living hell. Glad I've never set foot in that coontinent!


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    It was interesting to read a bit about the disease. It is being rapidly eradicated due to YT aid, and used to exist in Asia. It was a Russian scientist residing in Uzbekistan who first noticed the cause of the disease.

    It is expected to be the second disease after smallpox to be eradicated, per the Carter Center.

    A related species can infect animals in North America.


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    Re: Dracunculiasis: A Disease of Apefreakans


    Damn benevolent meddling YT doctors with their magical juju medicine bags healing the niggers!


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    Re: Dracunculiasis: A Disease of Apefreakans


    Originally Posted by white devil View Post
    Damn benevolent meddling YT doctors with their magical juju medicine bags healing the niggers!
    Let them die, let them, die, let them die!


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    Originally Posted by Proud Irish White View Post
    Oh, that's gross! Is that for real?

    Apefreeka must be a living hell. Glad I've never set foot in that coontinent!
    The shit is real and there has been some filming on it on Youtube. It's like a long piece of spaghetti




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    That was the inspiration for the Caduceus/Rod of Asclepius (the American Medical Association symbol), so obviously the Greeks knew of it.

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    Re: Dracunculiasis: A Disease of Apefreakans


    Originally Posted by Obongo View Post
    Let them die, let them, die, let them die!
    That´s what I was thinking too. Who gives a shit about these niggers..


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    Re: Dracunculiasis: A Disease of Apefreakans


    If niggers were human, once they learned about this worm the information would spread all over apefreaka and most new cases would be avoided. There would be doctors everywhere who could deal with it when it happened. But not with niggers...humans can try all they want to educate niggers but it won't stick, they'll just continue with their foolish, ooga booga, nigger ways.


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