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    Christmas Niggerokes


    Very first Christmas Niggeroke, gonna do more from suggestions but had to put this one up early
    There are 5 Christmas Niggerokes featured in this thread and i will add the new ones as they become available. Thanks to TRH for setting this up!!









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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    I think ima play all these on December 23, Festivus, as a new tradition!


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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    Kwanzaa ya spook! Lol


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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    Good one!


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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    I'm dreaming of a white Christmas!


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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    Good one Skim.


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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke





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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    Another hit!!!! I hope everyone that goes caroling this year will include this version!!!


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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    Excellent job Skim. It had me


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    Re: Coons Will Be Chimpin'.... Christmas Niggeroke


    "The time of year to muhdik the one you lubs"Epic lineThis is just what I needed I am so damn pissed about "helfcare".


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    Blue Crizmus Niggeroke, Songwriter Klaatu


    Suggested by Missing Link, (Thank You)









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    Re: Blue Crizmus Niggeroke


    That was 100 times funnier than Porky Pig's rendition. Good job


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    Re: Blue Crizmus Niggeroke


    Another classic!


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    Re: Blue Crizmus Niggeroke


    Song lyrics as written.

    Blue Crizmus

    I’muh beat you blue - Crizmus - wiffa pool cue
    You’ll be so screwed - you nasty - fat sheboon
    Go Chris Brown - on yo head - smoke sum weed - drink Chablis
    Won’t stop the beat-down - ‘til you go down on me

    And then muh crew - come rape you - stop bawling
    That’s when your tears - like snow-flakes - be fallin’
    Bitch be crying all night - Cuz yo Crizmus ain’t white
    But I’ll beat you blue - wif muh new pool cue on Crizmus

    Bitch be crying all night - Cuz yo Crizmus ain’t white
    But I’ll beat you blue - wif muh new pool cue on Crizmus


    Song Written By
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    Short though it was, this one was tough...I was never an Elvis fan.

    I have to say though...Skim did an excellent job!


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    I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon it was Death, and Hell followed
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    ---Revelations 6:7-8

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    Re: Blue Crizmus Niggeroke


    Yet another Top-10 hit!




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    Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    Thanks to Missing Link for the lyrics
    Thanks to NiggerChow for the suggestion

    Enjoy!!









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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    Priceless

    The Prison Warden

    We will not be denied our rights and civil liberties. Freedom expression is our right under the constitution of the United States.
    I am not a racist. I am a realist. Welcome to the reality.

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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    Too damn funny. Nice work guys


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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    Wonderful.

    What this country needs is a Department of Common Sense

    100% nigger aware since 1983

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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    Must have been a challenge to sing in that voice lol, but it came out awesome, excellent work guys!


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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    LOL Kudos



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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    Excellent! Well done!


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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    Awesome! It's an honor to hear a niggeroke I wrote. Good job Skim


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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    It's going to be a very White Christmas thanks to you guys


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    Re: Shaneequa Got Ran Over By A Hooptie (songwriter Missing Link)


    LMMMMMFAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Hilarious song, funny voice, and that "Fuck! Niggers!" at the end was priceless!


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