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    Re: Darwin Told Us They Would Fail, NEW Niggeroke


    Good one


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    Re: Darwin Told Us They Would Fail, NEW Niggeroke


    Skim you are the maing! The commentary at the end is brilliant!

    Song as written, sung to the tune of Whiter Shade Of Pale, by Procol Harum.

    Darwin Told Us They Would Fail

    We ship the live Mandingo
    Chained the cargo to the floor
    Whipped it bloody - it got seasick
    The crew called out for more
    The boons were screeching louder
    As my lash just flew away
    When it cried out - kinda made me think
    Could whip the beast all day

    And so back on The Good Ship Je-e-e-sus
    As the nigger ooked its tale
    Had to make the beast dance closely
    Darwin told us, they would fail

    He said, ‘they have no reason’
    That, ‘they’re dumb is plain to see’
    Still I pondered why the prison guards
    Could not leave them be
    One muh coochie festered virgin
    Was a plague infested host
    And although its thighs were open
    They might have cut the stink if closed

    And so back on The Good Ship Je-e-e-sus
    As the nigger ooked its tale
    Had to make the beast dance closely
    Darwin told us, they would fail

    And so back on The Good Ship Jesus…


    Song Written By
    Klaatu


    Note to viewer: The Good Ship Jesus, was the actual name of the first English ship to bring niggers to America...It was very hard to work into the song, but I thought it had importance.


    When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of a beast saying, "Come and see."
    I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon it was Death, and Hell followed
    with him.
    ---Revelations 6:7-8

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    Re: Darwin Told Us They Would Fail, NEW Niggeroke


    Darwin was a great man! I'll take him over Richard Dawkins any day. Great job once again my friend


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    Re: Darwin Told Us They Would Fail, NEW Niggeroke


    Another instant classic!




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    Re: Darwin Told Us They Would Fail, Niggeroke


    Hilarious. "Could whip the beast all day" That is class.


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    Re: Darwin Told Us They Would Fail, Niggeroke


    Originally Posted by whitesonly View Post
    Hilarious. "Could whip the beast all day" That is class.
    Yeah...I loved that line too.


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