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    Believable Nigger News Headlines


    "Sow drowns Turdler over Hamburger"

    "Feral chimp gets stabby with Husboon"

    "Nigger stabs nog over Mcnuggets"

    "Rape ape caught raping grape ape"

    "Niglet ventilates older brother over spilled kool-aid"

    "Sows aperested for twerking at KFC"

    "Sowlette caught hooking for a chicken sandwich"

    "Nigger murderer claims 'I dinz do nuffin!'"


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    "Buck shot over chiggen wang"


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    I think most of these have actually been real.

    Niggers are parasites. They can only take or steal. Without a host, they perish.

    On its knees is a nigger's proper place.

    Christina Eilman.
    Colton Gleason. Emma Beth Warmberodt. Anthony Reyes Figueroa.
    Delbert "Shorty" Belton. Connor Verkerke. Savannah Walker.


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Originally Posted by Nigger Chow View Post
    I think most of these have actually been real.
    We should make a game of it and see how many fictional headlines we come up with match pre-existing nigger crimes, we can call it; "Monkey Match-Up."


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    "Nigger sues government, claiming it did not get enough gibs."
    "Nigger commits crime, leaves I.D. at crime scene."


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    A *****boo killed its bruva over a poke chop. And this really happened!


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    "Nigger father of 35 sprogs is aperested for 217th time."


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Isn't my boa just absolutely fabulous?!!!

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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Originally Posted by MajiksVirus View Post
    Oooh that's a new one And your boa is still out of this world fabulous..mmm mmm mmm

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    I am not a racist. I am a realist. Welcome to the reality.

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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Originally Posted by MajiksVirus View Post
    Robin Erwin, Suburban Chimpcongo Jiggaboo Sow, Charged With Goodiying Butt-dumpling During Chimpout About Ice Cream.

    Nigger sow Robin Erwin, 31, is charged with first-degree goodification after Haz-Chimp say the booness sow stabbed her 17-year-old butt-dumpling Diontae Erwin in the nigger-heart Saturday afternoon over a chimpout over ice cream in their suburban nigger nest about 30 miles south of Chimpcongo. The teenaper was pronounced good at an area veterinary clinic hospital less than an hour later.

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    Fecal-skinned, boot-lipped, zipperhead goodifyer, Robin Erwin

    Now THAT's the way the news should be presented! I guess ice cream should only be legal to niggers with a license to buy it and stringent check ups and background checks!


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Nigger gets shot in muh dik ... later commits suicide.
    817 lb. sow demands reparations by demanding her own zip code
    Nigger robs Cadillac dealership, gets away on stolen bicycle.
    Jesse Jackson holds a labor day march, 12,000 niggers "call off"


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Originally Posted by birdman View Post
    Nigger gets shot in muh dik ... later commits suicide.
    817 lb. sow demands reparations by demanding her own zip code
    Nigger robs Cadillac dealership, gets away on stolen bicycle.
    Jesse Jackson holds a labor day march, 12,000 niggers "call off"



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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Two days after graduating high school, L'aundree becomes Chicago's youngest grandmother at the age of 19.


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    nigger offended by its own stink

    nigger see's self in mirror, sues manfacturer and kills its mammy because it is so ugly

    niggers petition coongress to make jenkem part of the food pyramid

    libtards and niggers claim "it ain't coo' not to hab da AIDS"

    She-boons demand subsidies for silicoon ass injections


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Anything is possible with spooks .


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    As believable as "The sky is blue"


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    Re: Believable Nigger News Headlines


    Originally Posted by Weyoun View Post
    Oooh that's a new one
    Robin (Thieving Nigger) Erwin, Suburban Chicago Nigger shebeast, Charged With Murdering Son During Fight About Ice Cream.

    I hope it was something important, like, what flavor is better, chocolate or chiggin.


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    I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon it was Death, and Hell followed
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