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    Things to do that annoy niggers:




    I do these things anyway; I just make a show of it when niggers are around


    Wipe off the gym equipment (excessively)

    Put the shopping cart back in the rack

    Tip (generously)

    Hold open a door for a human

    Stop at yellow lights (if a nigger is behind me)

    Say “may I” and “Thank you” (never to niggers)

    Put trash in the trash bin

    Pronunciate

    Gives treats to my dogs if niglets see me do it…..



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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    Do you think the niggers will notice?


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    Originally Posted by WERE DE WITE WIMMIN AT View Post
    Do you think the niggers will notice?


    There is always the off chance that one may have its head out of it ass for a second


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    Wear a t shirt that says peanut butter is a recipe not an invention.


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    I like playing John Phillip Souza marches or European folk/polka type music when I see them at a stop light. They hate it. I keep those in my car just for such occasions.

    If my windows are down and they are in the right lane I put up my window on that side. They are jealous of power windows.

    If I am stopped at a light and niggers are walking in in the crosswalk in front of my car I like to put the vehicle in neutral and rev the engine when they are in front of my car.

    Once about 15 years ago this fat nigger sow tried to pass me just before her off ramp (I could tell by its driving in my rear view mirror). I sped up so she could not pass and then back off when she braked and tried to go behind me at the last minute to the offramp. It then followed me to work but could not get in the employee entrance. We didn't open for another 15 minutes.
    It waited and then stormed in demanding to see the office manager. It then loudly complained that I had caused it to missed its offramp on the freeway (as if it had something important that could not wait).
    The office manager then came to me and said "What was that all about?"
    I said "I don't know, aren't you normally in the right lane for when you want to take an offramp? When I miss an offramp it's always my fault I missed it regardless of traffic."
    The office manager laughed, said you're right, and walked away.


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    I like to set off my car alarm whenever I see niggers walking around where my car is parked. It is hilarious watching them scram eeking "I din do nuffinz". It works best when they are at a dumpster or during a live drug deal.


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    Whenever I go to get gas I make sure one window is down and the Johnny Rebel CD is cranked up. They don't seem to like that much


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    Originally Posted by SoulFood View Post
    Wear a t shirt that says peanut butter is a recipe not an invention.
    Exactly, a recipe that was created in a crude form in the AMericas, but Amerindians.


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    When I've had to work with them I talk about the importance of working hard and getting a good education. Once in a while I've seen one outside the gas station begging for cigarettes when it had one in its paw, and it would ook it was on food stamps. I'd talk about getting a job, being productive, being a man and it pisses it off. In general just telling one no is enough to make it irate.


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    Originally Posted by PCT View Post
    Exactly, a recipe that was created in a crude form in the AMericas, but Amerindians.
    Exactly!!!

     
    Peanuts are native to the tropics of the Americas and were mashed to become a pasty substance by the Aztec Native Americans hundreds of years ago. ...

    Evidence of peanut butter as it is known today comes from U.S. Patent 306,727, issued in 1884 to Marcellus Gilmore Edson of Montreal, Quebec, Canada, for the finished product of the process of milling roasted peanuts between heated surfaces until the peanuts entered "a fluid or semi-fluid state." As the peanut product cooled, it set into what Edson explained as being "a consistency like that of butter, lard, or ointment". Edson's patent is based on the preparation of a peanut paste as an intermediate to the production the modern product we know as peanut butter; it does show the initial steps necessary for the production of peanut butter.[2] George Washington Carver is often falsely credited with inventing peanut butter and is nearly synonymous with its history in the United States. -Wikipedia



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    Simple but effective, I just like to return scowls. They don't seem to appreciate that much, even though it's the only expression I ever seem to see etched on their butt-ugly faces.


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    Re: On peanut butter


    Originally Posted by Nezumi View Post
    Very interesting posts ! I have learned a lot of things about peanut butter today. Thanks to all posters of this thread !

    I love to make niggers feel bad too and you guys have all the good ideas ! This is great !


    niggers are coonfused; what they whipped up was a batch of magic juju “penis butter” to put on their breakfast tree bark





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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    I've always been good at making animal sounds, so occasionally when I see a nigger at the store I'll get behind it (or somewhere it can't see me) and make a slight (ee-ee) monkey sound. Typically the nigger will look around indignantly with its nostrils flared as if it's thinking "wuddu fug wud dat?" Of course when the nigger does its scan for an evil YT racist (or possibly a monkey to muhdik) I'm busy examining the fat content on a box of crackers or something. Maybe some day I'll get a video of this technique.


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    When you are unfortunate enough to meet them in a store aisle, do not yield an inch to them. It seriously pisses them off, if you watch most humans they will give way to them.

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    I usually check my pockets to make sure my wallet is tucked away nice and tight around coons or when they walk by my car I will unlock it with the power lock and then lock it with my hand in eye site of them when looking so they see me doing it, that usually gets the 'Yo wtf manz' ect ect...


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    When you're in your car, and you see a nigger pedestrian, make eye contact, smile, and lock your car door. Of course, most cars nowadays have the door lock buttons down near the armrest/door handle, but if you've got an older car like mine, the lock buttons are in plain sight.


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    Re: Things to do that annoy niggers:


    Originally Posted by Massa Cracka View Post
    When you are unfortunate enough to meet them in a store aisle, do not yield an inch to them. It seriously pisses them off, if you watch most humans they will give way to them.
    I love this thread! And that's another great one. Don't let them violate your personal space. Whenever I'm walking down the sidewalk, and a nigger is coming toward me in the other direction, I inch over a bit, at a gradual angle. It seems to confuse them.

    Oh, never mind; they're all probably already confused by something else when I just happen to walk by.


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    I suppose pre-emption along the lines of walking up to a nigger and saying "yo ***** lemme git uh dolla" is out of line


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    As we all know, niggers LOVE to cross the street even when the traffic has the right of way. They slowly knuckle drag in the middle if the road (never at a crosswalk) enjoying the idea of forcing cars to stop. There is a road by my house that is two lanes in each direction, with a grass median. If I'm lucky I will be driving when the nigger is still in the left lane. As long as I can do it safely, I speed up and make like I'm going to change lanes and then hug the line for a split second to come as close to the nigger as possible without hitting it. Reaction is usually priceless. Cross only on the green, and never in between you stupid niggers!


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    My neighborhood is in decline... I fortunately rent and will be here until I get a new job. But with four nigger "families" (Grammas, Mamas, niglets, and miscellaneous bucks) on the block, I felt I had to do something. So I got a black kitten. I named him Jamaal. I let him in the yard for a minute and then yell at the top of my voice "Jamaal. Get your worthless lazy black ass inside right now." Every time I do that, at least two niglets look around to see who is talking to them. It is better than beer for reducing stress after a shitty day at work.


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    Originally Posted by BIMMHYBARTPCT View Post
    My neighborhood is in decline... I fortunately rent and will be here until I get a new job. But with four nigger "families" (Grammas, Mamas, niglets, and miscellaneous bucks) on the block, I felt I had to do something. So I got a black kitten. I named him Jamaal. I let him in the yard for a minute and then yell at the top of my voice "Jamaal. Get your worthless lazy black ass inside right now." Every time I do that, at least two niglets look around to see who is talking to them. It is better than beer for reducing stress after a shitty day at work.
    Dude, that's some funny shit! I like to walk through nigger infested stores and say "Shoo!" loudly and watch the puzzled nigger faces.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    Originally Posted by BIMMHYBARTPCT View Post
    My neighborhood is in decline... I fortunately rent and will be here until I get a new job. But with four nigger "families" (Grammas, Mamas, niglets, and miscellaneous bucks) on the block, I felt I had to do something. So I got a black kitten. I named him Jamaal. I let him in the yard for a minute and then yell at the top of my voice "Jamaal. Get your worthless lazy black ass inside right now." Every time I do that, at least two niglets look around to see who is talking to them. It is better than beer for reducing stress after a shitty day at work.
    Holy shit that's funny.... I can imagine the looks on those niggers faces while you do that....


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    Originally Posted by LIVERLIPPER View Post


    I do these things anyway; I just make a show of it when niggers are around


    Wipe off the gym equipment (excessively)

    Put the shopping cart back in the rack

    Tip (generously)

    Hold open a door for a human

    Stop at yellow lights (if a nigger is behind me)

    Say “may I” and “Thank you” (never to niggers)

    Put trash in the trash bin

    Pronunciate

    Gives treats to my dogs if niglets see me do it…..



    Please add to the list
    Adding to the (good) list is,

    Stare back at the niggers in their soulless nigger shitape eyes.

    Niggers are so used to dowtrodden humans folding like nigger-worshipping lawn chairs when they're chimping in a store down the aisle and you've got a hogleg under the carpet and show not one iota of fear towards shitbeast niggers that annoys the subhuman nigger ground apes.

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