Mutant Eldrick "Tiger" Woods & its CB whores thread

[Anti-Nigger]

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[QUOTE]Disgusting nigger Tigers Woods is attempting to win his ex-burner Elin Nordegren back with a $200 million deal, according to the National Enquirer.
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The muhdikk nigger hasn't had enough of it's coalburning whore yet. Hopefully it'll either make a pez dispenser out of the cunt or the coalburner will make the nigger good the next time it catches it's muhdikking nigger ass with another coalburning slut. Or the nigger gives it AIDS. Which ever comes first.

[DrNigNog]

Semper Fi LLB

Loved the skit about young nigger Tiger with his father super gluing the golf club in his hand when he was a young chimp.

[African Hunter]

Courvoisier bottles, and brand new hoopties
Oak tree you're in my way

Ooooh that smell
Can't you smell that smell

Ooooh that smell
The smell of nigger surrounds you

[Beige Mix]

Sometimes niggers become attention whores (doing anything to get it).

[White Horse]

I still say there was a burner in the car trying to see if his new pimp ride was a stick. My guess is her carcass in in the weeds somewhere at the scene and the po po hid it until MSM left

[Paddyroller]

Looks like the chimp's golfin' days are over. The jig's legs and feet are held together with rods, pins and screws. And the jig suffered from "compartment syndrome" where they have to cur the leg open to relieve pressure on the muscle so it will not die.

It seems as if Nigger Woods was high on something. The Sheriff's Office issued a statement that Woods was disoriented and did not even know that he was in an accident. Also the jig felt no pain. I'm thinking morphine or heroin but it could be any other concoction that the jigs are known for ingesting.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/gol...nt/ar-BB1dXDPh

[Napa hater]

To bad no goodification

[Sulla Felix]

On the nigger-coddling news, I saw a report that said "excessive speed may have been involved." NO shit, Sherlock? What it was was a stupid sports ape thinking that the laws of physics didn't ape-ply to it because it's SOOO special, and getting a lesson in why speeding's not a good idea.

At least AFAWK no humans were involved.

[Paddyroller]

Originally Posted by Sulla Felix

On the nigger-coddling news, I saw a report that said "excessive speed may have been involved." NO shit, Sherlock? What it was was a stupid sports ape thinking that the laws of physics didn't ape-ply to it because it's SOOO special, and getting a lesson in why speeding's not a good idea.

At least AFAWK no humans were involved.

The laws of physics don’t discriminate, but the stupid niggers are the victims of the physical laws more than others. It’s called having a brain to anticipate 5he consequences of what you do now.

Originally Posted by Paddyroller

The laws of physics don’t discriminate.

Re: Dark Matter.

[Whip_Cracker]

 

Tiger Woods doesn’t remember being in California car crash, sheriff says

Of course it doesn't.

https://nypost.com/2021/02/25/tiger-...-crash-deputy/

I also read where no toxicology test were performed.

[Tired of Them]

Originally Posted by Paddyroller

Looks like the chimp's golfin' days are over. The jig's legs and feet are held together with rods, pins and screws. And the jig suffered from "compartment syndrome" where they have to cur the leg open to relieve pressure on the muscle so it will not die.

It seems as if Nigger Woods was high on something. The Sheriff's Office issued a statement that Woods was disoriented and did not even know that he was in an accident. Also the jig felt no pain. I'm thinking morphine or heroin but it could be any other concoction that the jigs are known for ingesting.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/gol...nt/ar-BB1dXDPh

I enjoyed proposing that this golfing gorilla had taken a shitload of oxycontin on the Youtube videos about this nigger. I also propagated the notion that he at first tried to chuck his golf club like a spear.

[White Marylander]

"nigger tiger"...can we just abbreviate it to Tigger?

[Dred Scott]

Originally Posted by White Marylander

"nigger tiger"...can we just abbreviate it to Tigger?

I'd say just calling it "nigger" will suffice.

[Paddyroller]

Nigger Woods fell asleep at the wheel. Leave it to a nigger to fall asleep at inopportune times.

https://nypost.com/2021/03/01/tiger-...perts-suggest/

[White Marylander]

Now the cops have a warrant for the vehicle's "black box". They smell monkey shines.

[NiggerAway]

 

It seems as if Nigger Woods was high on something. The Sheriff's Office issued a statement that Woods was disoriented and did not even know that he was in an accident. Also the jig felt no pain. I'm thinking morphine or heroin but it could be any other concoction that the jigs are known for ingesting.

In 2017 he was arrested and had 2 different painkillers and sleeping medications and pot in his system. He pled down the DUI in court. He had an entire pharmacy’s worth of drugs in his system. This time he couldn’t remember driving or how he got to where he was. It’s known as Ambien Amnesia. Doubt that a tox screen was done, if done would ever find its way into evidence. This is one APE who can afford a permanent chauffeur. Before it kills a human.
The most common nigger in history.

[Nigger Digger]

Maybe he can hire bubba Wallace to drive him around. Stupid,dumb fucking nigger mutt. "No matter how high they go or how rich they become in the end a nigger is going to be a nigger".

He found out Lyndsey Vonn was single.

[Paddyroller]

Originally Posted by White Marylander

Now the cops have a warrant for the vehicle's "black box". They smell monkey shines.

The jig was traveling at about 85 MPH in a 45 zone.

https://www.wralsportsfan.com/los-an...rash/19614559/

[Sulla Felix]

Of course, if a common YT had pulled something like that, they'd be pressing DUI charges at the least. Want to bet that this entitled asshole nigger doesn't get charged? (I was going to put "walks," but I don't think that's the right word.)

At least we will never have to hear about this "magical" nigger anymore...cept when the goodification occurs in the near future. A monkey not in the spotlight will soon goodify.

[Dont Jig Out On Me]

Wasn't this spook in a plane crash back in January or was that some other spook? I don't know anymore, I can't keep up with all these monkey shines going on everywhere.