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    Why do niggers have the most dumb names ever?


    Why do niggers have names like "Tyrone" or "LaQuin", "D'Andre" and "Shaniqua"? I mean really it's a good thing they aren't calling them human names, I just don't understand why.


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    That's for humans to be able to tell a nigger in a news report


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    My uncle said there were 3 reasons that niggers name their kids such stupid names, 1. Niggers don't have the mental capacity to spell correctly, so they sound out and spell it that way, 2. Niggers want their shit demons to feel special, hence the ridiculous names which also satisfies the looks at muh gene, and 3. Niggers always do stupid things that don't make sense, for example, what human would have ever thought of huffing their own fermented shit to get high?


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    This is 100% true. I saw a niggersow on a talkshow years ago named Candida, which is the scientific name for the organism that causes yeast infections.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    Originally Posted by Dixieman View Post
    My uncle said there were 3 reasons that niggers name their kids such stupid names, 1. Niggers don't have the mental capacity to spell correctly, so they sound out and spell it that way, 2. Niggers want their shit demons to feel special, hence the ridiculous names which also satisfies the looks at muh gene, and 3. Niggers always do stupid things that don't make sense, for example, what human would have ever thought of huffing their own fermented shit to get high?
    I like #3. The other 2 have their merits, but #3 is the answer. "Niggers always do stupid things that don't make sense"

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    You see, fellow boon basher, when a nigger craps out a nigfant, the last thing on the mammy's mind is coming up with a proper name. Do you name the individual turds you squeeze out while using the restroom? Of course not. Niggers have the same sort of views of the sprogs they crap. A nigfant is nothing but a gibs-generating piece of shit to a nigger mammy (and a pappy, in the rare case of a jizz donor sticking around post-crapping). The more turdlers that are crapped out, the more gibs the fambly receives from YT. Gibs can then be used to purchase malt likka, dat gud kush, pawguns, grape drank, fraid chiggum and bongos.


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    Originally Posted by Butthurt_ruby12 View Post
    Why do niggers have names like "Tyrone" or "LaQuin", "D'Andre" and "Shaniqua"? I mean really it's a good thing they aren't calling them human names, I just don't understand why.
    We have a regular feature on here called SNNOD (stupid nigger name of the day) and "Tyrone" and the others you mentioned are mild compared to some that make the list. @OldIrishAsshole is the final judge concerning the submissions, and the submissions are made from the news articles posted.

    And it makes easy work for personnel departments to divert SNNOD job applications to the circular file.


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    Delusions of Wakanda. It is my belief, that the niggamomma is too stupid too realize that her future felon will have even less of a chance of becoming a remotely productive asset to society with a fucked up, stereotypical, nigger name. And if by some miracle, it should became a sports star or crapper, she’ll think she’s a fucking genius for inventing it’s name.


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    Niggers are contrary to anything human!


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    Originally Posted by Paddyroller View Post
    And it makes easy work for personnel departments to divert SNNOD job applications to the circular file.
    Is there an official SNNOD list anywhere?


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    I'm all in favor of niggers giving their turds stupid-sounding, apostrophe-heavy names. It does make it easier to know that you're dealing with a nigger when looking over a job or rental application, even if the nigger didn't submit it face-to-muzzle.

    Seeing that stupid name, you know you're dealing with an ugly, unreconstructed, horsenostril ghetto nigger, and you can pitch the application unread. You don't have to have a direct interview to hear the bixnood and niggerbabble.


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    The ridiculous nigger names does help humans weed out job applications that niggers place to keep their gibs. It's useless to even bring them in for an interview. They won't work.


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    It's nature's way of preventing them from getting jobs.


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    Niggers vocabulary is lower than the parrot they are just mimicking human behavior.


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    Niggers just want attention that is why they name their kids stupid names. It's a good thing they give their kids stupid names so when you are hiring somebody you can just put their application through the paper shredder! LOL


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    Dey beez purrte names an sheeit! The ghetto lottery is the only purpose when shitarvius doesn’t get a call back from mcniggers!

    Dey beez jus like us an sheeit!!!!

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    I used to think it was so they could remember what part of town they needed to go to in order to receive free services. I knew a shinebox who named her 2 progeny "Emergenshae" and "Famale". I always figured she named them this because she wasn't sure if she shat out a boy or a girl. And that if she was caught with labor pains while she was tricking she could try to find an Emergency room to plumb her depths (I mean can you really tell unless you get close enough? And who the fuck really wants to get close enough?)


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    niggers are named for the sound they make when hitting the floor when freshly crapped out

    "The only thing worse than a police state is a nigger state."

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    Question Why Do Nigger cRappers Have "Lil" or "Young" as a Prefix in Their Names?


    For example, 'Lil Wayne', 'Young Thug', 'Lil Uzi Vert', etc. Could it be that they're referring to their low IQ when they possess the prefix "Lil"? Idunno. What do you guys think?


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    Could be. Their names definitely displays their low IQ.

    Niggers. Can’t live with them, can’t live with them.

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    Originally Posted by Matao View Post
    And if by some miracle, it should became a sports star or crapper, she’ll think she’s a fucking genius for inventing it’s name.
    You hit the nail on the head!!!


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