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Thread: Porch Monkey Pleasures Self Outside of Publix Publix, Cruz Humes, Broward County, Fl, Margate FL

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    Porch Monkey Pleasures Self Outside of Publix


    Nigger Cruz Humes of Margate FL was charged with spanking its monkey in public after being observed pleasuring itself in a hooptie outside of a local Publix supermarket
     
    A man arrested for masturbating while parked outside a Publix supermarket told Florida cops that he opted for the public pleasure session since he “did not wish to do it at home because he did not want to get caught,” according to a criminal complaint. Humes, cops noted, said that he “masturbates in his car 2-3 times a week.”
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    This thing was waiting to grab a child. As long as it grabs niglets I don't care.


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    He didn't don't at home because he didn’t want to get caught? This dumb nigger didn’t think he'd get caught in a public parking lot? lol


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    The monkeys cant even spanks it`s monkey without committing a crime.


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    It thought it was in the monkey cage at the zoo---where it belongs.


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    Sheeit- Iz can touch muhdik an sheeit

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    According to the report, Humes works at Publix.
    To all the coddlers, panderers & enablers out there who may believe otherwise, niggers actually do jack off at work.


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