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    The strange disappearance and death of Feetsballer Louis Nix


    Well another nigger died under strange circumstances, and for some reason it’s national news.

    Last December, Nigger Nix was shot in the lung when it was putting air in its tires at a Jacksonville, FL gas station.

    Now the jig’s car was pulled from a pond a short distance from that gas station.

     
    Nix’s mother confirmed to Action News Jacksonville that her son, who was 29, had passed away.

    The Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office pulled a car, which matched Nix’s vehicle’s description, from a pond near his apartment Saturday evening.
    https://nypost.com/2021/02/27/ex-gia...nd-dead-at-29/


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    That is awful. I hope that poor car and pond didn't suffer too much.


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    Evil gas station had a fix on Nigger Nix. It's not impossible the place is haunted by some Antebellum ghosts, and not unreasonable for the wary wraiths to size the jig and its hooptie up as a runaway slave with a stolen carriage. Gas station ought to hang a Crimestoppers medallion up on the shop wall!


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    For some reason The New York Compost felt it was necessary to first inform everyone that toby was a nigballer at the beginning of the story. Any time you hear the words nigger and water in the same sentence you know they daid.


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    I think a fisherman will turn up a rockfish sooner or later.


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    Another daid nigger. No one cares.

    Niggers should not be free, humans should be free of niggers.

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    NHI, so why is this all over the news? Of course, another good pavement ape is always cause for celebration.


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    I guess gas stations be rayciss. But how will the nigger lovers resolve to fix this? Maybe the gubbament should send a human to every niggers house and fill up their hoopties for free for them.


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    Sending prayers for the car and the pond!

    DRIVE ON!!!!

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    The good news is that no nigger was found in the car as that would have been an environmental disaster for the entire watershed.


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    Nix is an apt name for a nigger. Nicks is slang for steals in Britain. Louis Nix anything he can get his cleptomaniac paws upon.


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    Humans are too intelligent to understand nigger motivations and behavior. It is safe to assumed the nigger died doing something stupid and is a Nigger Darwin award nominee.

    I for a long time upon hearing a story wondered "Why would a nigger do that?" You just have to understand nigger cannot think like humans and let go of the bizarre idiot motivations.


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