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Thread: Mississauga Porch Monkey Fails Stealing A Package & Gets His Car Stuck In A Snow Bank Mississauga, Toronto, Canada, porch pirate, theif, caught in the act

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    Mississauga Porch Monkey Fails Stealing A Package & Gets His Car Stuck In A Snow Bank


    Notice how the panicking nigger refers to the homeowner as "sir" and tries to ape'ologize. I kept waiting for the coon to get tangled up with the spinning wheel.

    Somebody get that nigger a shovel!



    https://www.cp24.com/news/would-be-p...lipId%3D375756


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    Ha ha! This will be a classic. The coon was too stupid to gently apply the brake to allow some of the torque to be applied to the wheel on the ground,


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    The intended robbery victim coaches the moron on how to flee the scene?


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    Originally Posted by Negrolatry View Post
    The intended robbery victim coaches the moron on how to flee the scene?
    I thought that was very perplexing as well, unless the homeowner had another use for the shovel in mind other than digging snow out from underneath the perp's car.

    I'm surprised the cops even showed up much less made an aperest in this day and age.


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    Originally Posted by Paddyroller View Post
    Ha ha! This will be a classic. The coon was too stupid to gently apply the brake to allow some of the torque to be applied to the wheel on the ground,
    Criminigger: “What da fuck finni bees ‘toke’ muhfugga?!”

    This video made my day.

    Never forget: De'Marquise Elkins, http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/....1296312#bmb=1

    PHOTO - Widow of Officer Darren Goforth, EXECUTED by a nigger


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    Stupid lawn jockey should have been run over by his own car, now that would have been funny. I recently got one of those doorbell cameras for the very reason to catch any thieving nigger who comes to my door trying to steal a package also their is the safety factor that I or my girlfriend can see who is at the door and talk with them before having to unlock and open the door.


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    Originally Posted by SawneyBean View Post
    Stupid lawn jockey should have been run over by his own car, now that would have been funny. I recently got one of those doorbell cameras for the very reason to catch any thieving nigger who comes to my door trying to steal a package also their is the safety factor that I or my girlfriend can see who is at the door and talk with them before having to unlock and open the door.
    When humans interact with horsenostril niggers at a bare minigmum the niggers should be held in stanchions in those aren’t caged.


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    if that were Nigeria the video would be of the nigger with a burning tire around its neck.


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    I was so hoping that car would bust loose and take off and smash into a million pieces with the nigger running after it and the YTs laughing their asses off !


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    I was also hoping the dumb animal had got entangled with the furiously spinning wheel and somehow self goodified.


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    Sheeeit! Sorry mane!

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    Originally Posted by White Marylander View Post
    if that were Nigeria the video would be of the nigger with a burning tire around its neck.
    QFT!


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    Great video, glad to see the criminigger humiliated before his trip to NU


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    Look at that nice new car all of us bought that stupid useless nigger. Just so it can drive to nice crime free neighborhoods and victimize humans.


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    Haha. Porch Monkey tried to be a Porch Pirate. I'm sure it will get a pawslap and be turned loose on the streets and steal another package on it's way home.


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