Turd-ape divorces his sow off the balcony Matthew Stallings, Coddington Loop, Wilmington, New Hanover County, N.C., attempted murder, wife, stabbed, pocketknife, throw, balcony, New Hanover Regional Medical Center, Duplin County, nigger

[Apefricoon Devil]

"A Wilmington apefricoon beast named 'Matthew Stallings' is facing attempted goodification charges after he broke into his apestranged sow’s second-floor nest, stabbed her 15 times with a pocketknife and then threw her off the balcony.

The flying nigger sow was taken to a human hospital with batwing-causing injuries and, sadly, is in stable coondition as of Thursday morning."

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.wec...outputType=amp

Looks like our American friends have to start wearing construction helmets when they're walking on the pavement (sidewalk). They'll never know when a flying nigger sowpotamus is going to land on them

[Napa hater]

He should be charged with impersonating a human with a name like Matthew stallings. I thought bird shit and paratroops were the only thing that fell from the sky- now shitskins also. I beleeb the animal hobspiul would work out better for the sow. Now, a moment of silence for the innocent ground the shitskin landed on. Here’s to a fast recovery for the grass and dirt, possible asphalt!

This nigger!

[Devolution]

Fail! Worthless nigger can’t even goodify it’s ho properly. 15 stabs and didn’t get to anything good? This nigger needs a bigger knife and remedial classes at

[Sulla Felix]

But...but..as God is my witness, I thought niggers could fly!

Oh, yeah...turkeys can't, and compared to your average nigger, a turkey's a genius!

Originally Posted by Sulla Felix

But...but..as God is my witness, I thought niggers could fly!

Oh, yeah...turkeys can't, and compared to your average nigger, a turkey's a genius!

Maybe that particular nigger just wasn't a magical 'gyptian. Dey beez mo' betta special dan de average niggrah.

God dammit! I find the "attempted" part of the charges particularly dissapointing.

[The Confederate]

Dat be one tough sow! Iz stabs da bisch 15 times den Iz throws da bisch off da balcony but she just won't die . Iz think dat bisch is a Zombie !

[Sulla Felix]

Originally Posted by The Confederate

Dat be one tough sow! Iz stabs da bisch 15 times den Iz throws da bisch off da balcony but she just won't die . Iz think dat bisch is a Zombie !

"Dat ain't no bitch...dat be da Terminator!"

[Tired of Them]

Talking of the Terminator: the part when Sarah Connor let rip into nigger Miles Dyson's home with an automatic weapon was one of the best parts of the entire franchise.

[sumthinstunk]

Stab her 15 times and then toss her off a balcony? Sounds like some African niglympics training.

[Negrolatry]

Hahaaaaa, riotous!!!!

[Libtardologist]

Must have looked like a septic tank was being dumped