Witch doctor strangles his sow, tries to goodify sprogs before coonmitting suicide Benjamin Okigbo, Theresa Okigbo, Sugar Land, Texas, Nigerian, nigger, doctor, apefirmative action, strangle, murder, suicide

[Apefricoon Devil]

"Authorities on Friday morning found the carcasses of niggerian apefirmative akshun "doctor" Benjamin Okigbo and his sow, Theresa Okigbo, inside their den in Sugar Land, Texas.

Witch doctor Okigbo fatally strangled his sow and then tried to kill his two 21-year-old bucks, also by strangulation, before coonmitting suicide by hanging."

https://www.crimeonline.com/2020/12/...imself-report/

https://www.google.com/search?q=Benj...&bih=577&dpr=3

Methinks the new jenkem supply was too strong I hope more niggers will start coonsuming it

[Dred Scott]

Damn useless nigger couldn't even clean the entire nest. I guess giving only 50% is typical of a nigger.

[Dixieman]

While all of us here prefer a total nest cleaning, I will always smile at a 2-fer. I'm guessing either a disagreement over the last chiggum wang or who got to finish the blunt.

Too bad about the survivors.

Niggers never were very good at 100% nest cleaning, but then again, that's niggers for you.

[Devolution]

This strikes me as odd for several reasons. If this nigger was a doctor, wouldn’t it have access to drugs? Maybe the juvenile NAPAs finished them all, thereby triggering the nest cleaning. But why no pawguns? Maybe one of the young bucks challenged the silverback while being tenderized for using all the drugs, and mammy sow tried to protect it? That doesn’t make sense though, we all know niggers don’t nurture dey sprogs. Plus the silverback had the good manners to self goodify. This one will certainly mean some work for the niggerologists! Oh well, Happy Batday!

[Napa hater]

Order a celebratory round of sniper for the leftovers!

[Rip Tide]

Is the rope ok?

Demand of pawguns must be high and hard to get ahold of if this coon had to resort to strangulation in Texas.

[Tired of Them]

I completely agree with the other Chimpmaniacs about this feckless spook's choice of strangulation for his two nigger kids. Fucking hell! Can't you get anything right? The spawn of Beelzebub is not that easy to kill. Sure, the sheboon bought the farm in this physically tiring, manual manner, but the bucks should have been poisoned if there were no firearms available. Well, folks...a twofer will have to do-fer.

[The Confederate]

That is the stupidest witch doctor I have ever seen ! Why didnt he get some cold steel and commence to carving on those sprogs !