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    Adopt an obsolete cotton picker today


    I was waiting for a nigger to jay walk across the street when I noticed this whackadoodle billboard. Why on earth would anyone want to house a useless teenaper?
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    My cotton fields' all dried up now. He wouldn't be any use.


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    Who is the dumb son of a bitch trying to pawn off antique yard equipment on poor old YT ? Everyone knows niggers are obsolete!


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    Libtards: Please rape my wife and murder me in my sleep!

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    Ha ha they can’t even give their niggers away, guess they’ll have to send them


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    I’ll take my chances adopting a hyena over a nigger.


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    It’s a libtard conspiracy to create “mixed race” families in their continued effort to make humans think that niggers are just like us. They are creating dangerous situations that will most likely end in rape, stealing, and murder. Humans and niggers don’t mix, follow rule #1.


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    I can imagine a reward. They must be wanted somewhere for something, why else are they being put up for sale on the black market? Niggers, why would any sane human family want one. Maybe if you could keep it caged and chained and use it to improve the lands, but it takes time to train the nigger and from the billboard it seems that the offerings are already on the trainable downside.


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    Killed in your sleep by an ungrateful piece of Wakandan shit!

    Dey beez jus like us an sheeit!!!!

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    I just wonder what mental institution made up that billboard?


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    Bring a dangerous animal into your home today! There is nothing more "woke" than being murdered by a "POC". (Piece of Crap)


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    I can imagine "the reward" is waking up in the middle of the night to the smell of your house on fire while the teenaper is outside watching it burn hoping you die.


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    Originally Posted by Niggers R Useless View Post
    I can imagine a reward. They must be wanted somewhere for something, why else are they being put up for sale on the black market? Niggers, why would any sane human family want one. Maybe if you could keep it caged and chained and use it to improve the lands, but it takes time to train the nigger and from the billboard it seems that the offerings are already on the trainable downside.
    Sadly that farm equipment was defective and worthless on arrival centuries ago. To fix the defective farm equipment it could take many lifetimes of selective breeding and the development of advanced Nigger Management technologies, the most promising of those programs were destroyed circa 1865. Anyone with experience regarding these beasts knows they have zero impulse control which makes them extremely dangerous. The only fix I think that would be safe, would be some kind of brain implant that would take over everything but basic metabolic functions, that would essentially turn the groid into a golem.

    As always with groids I'm not sure how much it would cost to make this a reality and what the cost per unit would be. When one determines a groid golem's labor to be worth about a dollar an hour after accounting for housing, food, and medical and you factor in some down time for maintenance / healthcare. A 15/hr a day x 365 is only worth about $5000 a year. Doesn't seem like you could ever justify the costs of development and surgeries to implant chips into these things as real robots are on the horizon be better economies of scale and reliability. Niggers are just a huge drag on any economy always taking more than they could possibly contribute.


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    Maybe the she's the last living survivor of the Nicole Simpson fan club? It's never too late to be "woke".

    “Just when you think niggers can’t sink any lower, they manage to drain just a little more from the cesspool”

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    That sums it up. Not worth the expense. I agree the beasts do turn on you in a second and really can't be controlled without extreme measures. Thanks for the insight.


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