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    Orlando Schwoogie Goes from Vine Swinger to Rope Swinger


    Florida vine swinger Nevan Baker was found hangin’, chillin’, mindin’ his own bidness an sheeit at the end of rope in Orlando in a clear case of self goodification.
    Not satisfied with the rayciss popo’s unambiguous findings:
     
    Officers have exhausted all leads and, at this time, there is no evidence of foul play or any kind of physical struggle….
    The ooking Mammy be habin none o’ dat nonsense and be wanting answers:
     
    she noticed injuries, including swelling on his nose, bumps on his forehead and a misaligned jaw…
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    Look at the schnozz on that ape, of course it looks swollen, and as for the forehead and jaw well, nigger skulls start off looking like this:
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    Another rayciss tree perhaps, although we can rule out MAGA hat wearing White Birch, they don’t grow that far south.
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    A lot of felonies will now go uncoonmitted. Has anyone checked on the rope to see if it is ok??


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    Monkey done mad it's self GOOD, happy

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    Originally Posted by Dixieman View Post
    A lot of felonies will now go uncoonmitted. Has anyone checked on the rope to see if it is ok??
    Well actually, the rope should be in the burn barrel. No one would want a rope that’s been handled by a greasy smelly, walking biohazard nigger.


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    The word Orlando always makes me think of niggers shuckin' and jivin' because when I was eleven in 1985 we went the cinema to see 'Breakdance" the movie and there was a spook called Orlando "Shabba-Doo" Quinones that we all buzzed off. Hang on...it might not have been Orlando, it might have been Adolfo. Anyway...for some unknown reason the word Orlando makes me think of happy times as a child laughing at niggers.


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    Please tell me the tree suffered no ill effects From exposure to shitskin. We’ve got to do something about assault rope and raysus trees an sheeit... in my best John Andrews voice toby was swanggin

    Dey beez jus like us an sheeit!!!!

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    Originally Posted by Paddyroller View Post
    Well actually, the rope should be in the burn barrel. No one would want a rope that’s been handled by a greasy smelly, walking biohazard nigger.
    While ropes befouled with chimp-gore are useless to humans, such items are extremely valuable to niggers. By virtue of successfully snuffing one schwoogie already, that rope is now imbued with a significant amount of juju power, a precious commodity always in high demand back in Da Muddaland.

    Even if the Orlando Police Department doesn't wish to profit directly from these happy circumstances, they ought to at least donate the magic rope to an Apefreakan Charity that will see it home safely and put it in the paws of a nigger that will use it.


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    Nice! After 22 years of sucking up gubmit gibs, the nigger finally decided to turn its life around.

    Mammy doesn't give a shit. Its just looking to hit the nig lotto. Of course it has already started a gogibsmuh.


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    If I woke up one day and discovered I was a nigger I’d do the same thing. Maybe it didn’t like the free nigger chow at NU. We will never know why he did it, but I’m proud of Nevan for doing the right thing.


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    Real gut punch to the mammy when it realizes there will be no ghetto lottery, no one gives a shit about some dead nigger. The niggers want to defund the police who do they expect to pay for these needless investigations?

    Well all is not lost for mammy, naturally there is a Go Fund A Nigger campaign

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/nevan-funeral-arrangements

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    Originally Posted by Fed Up View Post
    Real gut punch to the mammy when it realizes there will be no ghetto lottery, no one gives a shit about some dead nigger. The niggers want to defund the police who do they expect to pay for these needless investigations?

    Well all is not lost for mammy, naturally there is a Go Fund A Nigger campaign

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    Go figure, a nigger without insurance comes as a shocker to all of us. That 10k+ will be gone in a weekend on such necessities as crack, hur extenshuns and claw treatments.


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    Nigger bastard. Hope it was a hickory tree.

    A nigger's best work is rarely his own idea.

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    Call 1-800-DRUIDS and get that tree purified.


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    That coon hated its emasculating mammy so much that it didn't even buy her a nigger lottery ticket.


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    Probs a rayciss White Oak that boy was hung from.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    I've just got to the bottom of that one. Thanks Google. The nigger character was called Orlando and not the actor in Breakdance. The UK still had very few niggers in the eighties.


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    Originally Posted by Fed Up View Post
    Real gut punch to the mammy when it realizes there will be no ghetto lottery, no one gives a shit about some dead nigger. The niggers want to defund the police who do they expect to pay for these needless investigations?

    Well all is not lost for mammy, naturally there is a Go Fund A Nigger campaign

    https://www.gofundme.com/f/nevan-funeral-arrangements

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    10k? Hopefully the GoGibsMe success leads to more self goodifications. Personally, I wouldn’t have paid $10 for that nigger at auction.


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    Gogebsmuh- the shitskin retirement fund, life insurance, savings account etc. Dey wunts dem ansuhs now an sheeit. He beez murdered. Can’t wait to see what the raysus ass poleeps release. No matter what the fambly will beez ooking about juztus an sheeit


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    Originally Posted by Napa hater View Post
    Gogebsmuh- the shitskin retirement fund, life insurance, savings account etc.
    Exactly! I've asked it before...what did niggers do with their good ones before GoGibs came around? Daid niggers and coalburners must be a gold mine for the owners of the site...

    "There is a fee of 2.9% plus $0.30 fee per donation on GoFundMe."
    (quoted directly from the site.)


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    You stupid fucking niggers defunded the police so go hire a private investigator with your go funds me money shitskin !


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    It must have suddenly become aware that it was a nigger and so it did the only sensible thing. Great job, Shitavious.


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    When there are no humans or other niggers around, niggers will murder themselves. Niggers have to nig.


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    I hope the tree is okay and may it be properly pruned and sanitized from any nigger grease.


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    He had bumps on his head already, he waz a kang, what no looting for free stuff, gots to get stuff for Halloween, a Turkey fo thanksgiving and coon Santa can Gibbs some toys fo da pick a ninnys.

    blue gum. a racial slur for an Apefrican American. Connotes a lazy, silly-dumb, Coon.

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    I hope he was demonstrating the technique to a large class of other niggers so that they may also do the right thing properly.


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