Hi everyone

[Jiggaboo_Jones]

I’ve been visiting this site for a couple weeks and figured I’d better join the fun. You folks crack me up!

Most people when they hit their thumb with a hammer or stub their toe yell “dammit” or something. For some reason I’ve always said “nigger!”. Or if it really hurts, “black nigger!”. I probably got it from my grandma who always yelled “stupid jig!” at bad drivers on the road.

[Whip_Cracker]

Hello Jiggaboo_Jones, and welcome to Chimpmania, the world's #1 source for monkeyshines and the truth about niggers.

We're glad you decided to join us and thanks for taking the time to introduce yourself.
We want you to enjoy your visits here and encourage you to join in on the nigger bashing.
Please make sure you familiarize yourself with the rules and remember, we don't advocate violence and we don't bash humans!
If you have any questions or problems, please PM any Administrator/Moderator.
Also, please tell your friends and family about us and invite them to join us in bashing the nigger beasts.
Now, come bash some niggers with us and help spread the truth about the ways of the feral nigger.

[Rip Tide]

Welcome aboard the finest nigger bashing site on the web. You'll find that CM alleviates most symtoms associated with Chronic Nigger Fatigue Syndrome .

[MightyWhite]

Welcome Aboard. Have fun bashing. Let the niggers have it. It's the best part of the day. Have fun and stay with us.

[Sherquel_S_Niggerson]

Welcome, friend!

[The Confederate]

If you hate niggers you are going to love it here !

[Concerned White Woman]

Welcome friend! Glad you are here

[Napa hater]

Welcome to the greatest website ever!!!