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    Waddymelon originated in Africa


     
    You probably wouldn’t recognize the watermelon’s ancient ancestor if you saw it in the supermarket. Thousands of years ago, wild watermelons were bitter or bland and had hard, pale-green insides. It took plenty of selective breeding in a variety of countries to produce the sweet, ruby-fleshed watermelon we know and love today. But the details of that breeding are lost to history — we know the watermelon’s ancestor originated in Africa, but where it spread from there is unclear. However, it seems likely the melons were initially cultivated less for their flesh than as a source of fresh, safe water in desert areas.

    Source: National Geographic | Date Updated: August 10, 2020
    Of course the niggers didn't have the foggiest idea of how to selectively breed a watermelon into something that tastes good. But, the origin of watermelon may explain the niggers' attraction to it.

    Those African shitskins lived in the most fertile part of the world, but never developed agriculture, domesticated animals, invented the wheel, or even invented a bag. Perhaps they used a stick to prod termite mounds and other things with, but that's about it.


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    niggers probably didn't eat de waddah-melanin back when dey di'n tas'e so good: dey jes' cut a hole in dem wif a stick 'n' muh dikked de shit outta 'em!


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    I'm sure some coddler will have some nigger genetically modifying the watermelon from Apefrica into the all of the varieties of today. More pure fiction of the NLLN's. Niggers raping the waddymelon would be much more accurate.


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    There is no way that a dumb ass nigger could've invented watermelon. Rape, murder, necklacing, looting, rioting, and arson are niggers inventions just to name a few. How could a species that sticks bones in their noses be capable of modifying a fruit?


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    Originally Posted by Dixieman View Post
    I'm sure some coddler will have some nigger genetically modifying the watermelon from Apefrica into the all of the varieties of today. More pure fiction of the NLLN's. Niggers raping the waddymelon would be much more accurate.
    I was just thinking the same thing.
    In the BLM future of America, all inventions came from da apecestors and waz stolen by da white man....


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    Originally Posted by Billyape Pride View Post
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    Love that picture. It makes sense why all nigger heads look like watermelons. You are what you eat.


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    Originally Posted by Mistuh Bo-Bo View Post
    niggers probably didn't eat de waddah-melanin back when dey di'n tas'e so good: dey jes' cut a hole in dem wif a stick 'n' muh dikked de shit outta 'em!
    Originally Posted by Billyape Pride View Post
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    There's your selective breeding.


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    Niggers probably used the original waduhmellums to stick in their Obammy hole.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    @ Paddyroller, Niggers can't even dig a well, so how the hell would they grow waddymelons?

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    Originally Posted by Billyape Pride View Post
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    On behalf of the WLM (watermelons lives matter) movement we find this cartoon offensive. Fresh and Human grown watermelons are tasty and nutritious. Please keep us away from niggers.

    “Just when you think niggers can’t sink any lower, they manage to drain just a little more from the cesspool”

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    "Selective Breeding" for a nigger is first deciding what person/creature/object they are going to muhdick instead of the usual going for the first thing they see. Sheeeiiit!


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    I’m sure the shitskins muhdikked the waddymelon. If sniper came in watermelon flava, sheeit! Dat would beez da official drank Of Wakanda

    Dey beez jus like us an sheeit!!!!

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    Originally Posted by igor View Post
    On behalf of the WLM (watermelons lives matter) movement we find this cartoon offensive. Fresh and Human grown watermelons are tasty and nutritious. Please keep us away from niggers.
    O Lawdy Jeebus, Marse Igor! Ase ain't beez dindu wuntinz gibs nun obfensus ter dem Waddymellum Massahs, no Sah boss! Izzen diss'un piksha heeah beez enny mo' bettah fo' dem nise peeplz n' sheeeeit?

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    @Billyape Pride Stop it


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    The human Africans of the north or Arabs probably had something to do with it. Certainly, it had fuck all to do with niggers.


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    Nothing came out of Africa but dirt, mud, and animal shit and that's without a doubt.

    A nigger's best work is hardly their own.

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