Hello earth peoples!

[ThouArtAMonkey]

I've been a lurker for a really long time and finally worked up the courage and resolve to become a member, and it was surprisingly easy.

There aren't many interesting things to say about me, other than I love anything mechanical and machine-related (the things which niggers love to mess up)

I mostly tell stories of my encounters with the fecal groid due to often visiting a city where there are loads of them. I hope that you will be entertained by my tales of hilarious nigger shenanigans

[Whip_Cracker]

Hello ThouArtAMonkey, and welcome to Chimpmania, the world's #1 source for monkeyshines and the truth about niggers.

We're glad you decided to join us and thanks for taking the time to introduce yourself.
We want you to enjoy your visits here and encourage you to join in on the nigger bashing.
Please make sure you familiarize yourself with the rules and remember, we don't advocate violence and we don't bash humans!
If you have any questions or problems, please PM any Administrator/Moderator.
Also, please tell your friends and family about us and invite them to join us in bashing the nigger beasts.
Now, come bash some niggers with us and help spread the truth about the ways of the feral nigger.

[feral]

Welcome

[ApeAvoider96]

Welcome

Welcome.

[Anti-Nigger]

Welcome!!! We love stories of nigger jaboonery!!

[MightyWhite]

Welcome Aboard. Have fun bashing. Let the niggers have it. It's the best part of the day.

[The Whip]

Welcome!

[Peligro Negro]

Welcome aboard friend!

2,4,6,8, niggers are just worthless apes! Welcome home friend.

[Firestorm]

Welcome! "Earth peoples" interesting title. If you're mechanically minded, there is a thread in our General Discussion section for all things automobile.

Welcome to Chimpmania.