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    Buck Naked at Kohl's on Nigger Friday


    A Virginia nigger was arrested Friday after police say it was found sitting naked in a hooptie in a North Carolina Kohl’s parking lot on Nigger Friday.

    Tylik Shawdu Little, 28, was spotted after a patrolling officer smelled marijuana.



    https://www.foxnews.com/us/virginia-...d-kohls-police


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    Sittin' naked? The nigger was just gettin' niggery.

     
    He was also served an outstanding warrant for assault on a female.
    I swear, niggers are shat out with outstanding warrants.


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    This one will be right at home in da muddalant. Ship it back where it belongs, where it can knuckle about freely naked with the rest of its tribe.


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    Not Tylik Shawdu!

    Come on, people! Who amongst us has not felt the urge to go smoke weed naked in da hooptie, in a Kohl's parking lot when it's 40 degrees (F) outside on the busiest shopping day of the year? Never mind having the "outstanding warrant," this nigger be:

    KEEPIN' IT REEEEAAL.

    Oh wait. This isn't a human desire. Nobody has wanted this.

    PROOF AGAIN: NIGGERS ARE ANIMALS.


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    It was trying to muhdick the hooptie no doubt.

    "Tylik Shawdu" @OldIrishAsshole


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    I really like the way it was described..."after police say it was found". They used it instead of he. Good choice.


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    Tylik "Shawdu" Little......cause da nigger shaw du like to get its freak on in da parking lot.


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    Tylik Shawdu
    SNNOD.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    Shopping naked means you can steal more.


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    They really belong in Apefreaka. They are not evolving to well.


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    “Shawdu nuffins, he finni bees innisint an’ sheeee-IT!!!”

    Never forget: De'Marquise Elkins, http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/....1296312#bmb=1

    PHOTO - Widow of Officer Darren Goforth, EXECUTED by a nigger


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murd...stopher_Newsom R.I.P., Logan Tipton

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    Now we all know shawdu din du nuffin! Dey beez Lying an sheeit... just tryin to smoke a little weed while playin with his aidstick! He should’ve had a warrant for that dumbass name. Go . Beez naked while you try and muhdik lions, hyenas an sheeit!


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    Originally Posted by SamboQWashingkoon View Post
    Shopping naked means you can steal more.
    Like Clothes!!

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    C'mon, that nigger was just returning to it's "roots" in Apefreaka, where sitting naked smoking the local shrubbery is common-place. Didn't you ever read "Niggertional Geographic"?


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    Since so many niggers indulge in this behaviour, we should have a ChimpMania Glossary term for it.
    Like "Goin' NatGeo" maybe?


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    Buck's nood


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