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Thread: Airport Escalator Picks Up Niglet and Drops it Good Jaiden Cowart, Jiterria Lightner

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    Airport Escalator Picks Up Niglet and Drops it Good


    Jaiden Cowart was leaning against the glass part of an escalator near the baggage claim area at Charlotte Douglas International Airport while its momma, Jiterria Lightner tried to pick up their luggage. The niglet became caught in the handrail and was pulled up the escalator until it fell to its death.

    The escalator was inspected by the North Carolina Department of Labor and was "found to be in proper working order." The sow has been charged for niglet abuse and being represented because it din do nutn.



    https://www.kshb.com/news/national/a...th-child-abuse


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    “Excalatahs bees rayciss an’ sheee-IT!!!”

    GOOD work, brave escalator.

    Never forget: De'Marquise Elkins, http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/....1296312#bmb=1

    PHOTO - Widow of Officer Darren Goforth, EXECUTED by a nigger


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murd...stopher_Newsom R.I.P., Logan Tipton

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    Two more potential SNNOD.


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    Good job escalator! We are proud of you!!!


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    Jiterria
    And we now have tomorrows SNNOD.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    It's feel good Friday with a proper ending.


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    Charlotte just became THAT MUCH safer! Awesome!

    The last thing that city needs is more niglets!


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    The #National Escalators Association has alot to answer for!!!


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    I'm surprised, that the sow was charged and we've heard yet no ooking about the airport's staff responsibility to install some nigger-catching contraption beneath the elevator.

    Originally Posted by cowboy View Post
    The #National Escalators Association has alot to answer for!!!
    Exactly, this is definitely a potential nigger-lotto attempt


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    Will certainly take the win, but it would have been nice if the escalator had caught the sow as well.


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    They call it "Child Abuse",
    we call it a>>>
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    Just think of how many crimes will now go uncommitted and amount of gibs saved by this one escalator.


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    Yep, that escalator just paid for itself.


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    Originally Posted by The Whip View Post
    Yep, that escalator just paid for itself.
    A million times over!


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    The use of an escalator is fairly self-explanatory. You stand on it, and it takes you where you need to go. Oh course, even the simplest YT juju is much too complicated for niggers.
    Now, back to hell with you, evil niglet abomination!


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    I tip my hat to the escalator and wish it well to doing more of its good work


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    Why was Shitteria and its sprog even at the airport anyway? They were probably looking for luggage to steal.


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    Originally Posted by Rip Tide View Post
    Just think of how many crimes will now go uncommitted and amount of gibs saved by this one escalator.
    If only there was a program like "adopt a highway" where we could donate funds to keep that wonderful escalator in good working condition at all times. On a side note, does anyone know if its possible to purchase an escalator once it is being replaced? Would love to collect that one and reward it with a nice place to sit for all time in thanks for its service to humanity.

    "After paying to house you, feed you, clothe you, get your hur an nails did, bling out your hooptie, pay off your drug connect, and pay for your medical care and your useless niglets, I can no longer afford to give a fuck about you or your failed species"

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    Harrowing video shows boy, three, playing on an escalator moments before he plunged 20ft to his death at North Carolina airport:

     
    She was arrested and charged with three counts of child neglect after the incident on September 25 just before 9pm.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ged-death.html

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    I thought this was definitely going to be a case of the nigger lottery, but instead we have a wonderful tale of an escalator that hates niggers, and fines a way to make them good, while getting the sow mothers arrested. What a wonderful tale, they should write a children’s book about this wonderful escalator


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