Chimpmania’s 1st Annual “Niggered S&P 500 List”

[Mr-Uncle-Ruckus]

As promised, I have gone through the entirety of the S&P 500 & compiled a list of the most niggered companies included in the index for 2019.
The companies listed below all met at least one of the two criteria in order to be included: more than one nigger on the board of directors (I did not include ones with only one nigger since it implies the ape in question is a Token Toby) or a nigger holds C-Suite status job / “performs” a sufficiently vital role on the BofD (such as Audit, Risk, Compensation, PR ect).
This is not meant as investment advice; rather, it is the opposite. I mean, would you really entrust your hard earned money to a company who’s leadership is in full blown mode 24/7? Not I.

Without further ado:

Diversified Manufacturing
Autozone- Earl Graves, Gale V King
Deere & Co- Dmitri L Stockton & Sheila G Talton
Northrop Grumman Corp- Ann M. Fudge & Bruce S. Gordon
*Harley-Davidson Inc- Allan C Golston (HNIC of the Board)

Banking/Investment Banking
Bank of New York Mellon Corp- Alfred W. Zollar & Samuel C. Scott
Fifth Third Bancorp- Jerry W. Burris & Jewell D. Hoover
JPMorgan Chase & Co- James A. Bell & Mellody Hobson
KeyCorp- H. James Dallas & Carlton L. Highsmith
Bank of America Corp-Arnold W Donald & Lionel L Nowell
BB&T Corp- K David Boyer, Patricia Henry, Louis B Lynn & Charles Patton
*Goldman Sachs- Abebayo O Gunlesi (board duties: audit, compensation, public responsibilities & risk)

Chemical Industrials
Albermarle Corp- Glenda Minor & Dean Seavers
Celanese Corp- Kim K.W Rucker & David L. Steward
Dow Inc- James A. Bell & Daniel Yohannes
DowDupont Inc- Franklin K Clyburn & Frederick M Lowery

Telcom
Verizon Communications Inc- Shellye L. Archambeau, Clarence otis Jr & Rodney E Slater
AT&T Inc- William E Kennard & Debra Lee

Construction/Homebuilding
Jacobs Engineering Group- Robert C Davidson, Georgette D Kiser & Barry Williams

Rentals
United Rentals Inc- Bobby J Griffin & Kim Harris Jones

Diversified Financials
Accenture- Paula A Prince & Tracey T Travis
Aflac Inc-Robert B Johnson & Georgette D Kiser
American Express Co- Ronald A Williams & Christopher D Young
Broadridge Financial Solutions Inc- Leslie A Brun & Pamela L Carter
H&R Block Inc- Angela N Archon & David Baker Lewis
Prudential Financial Inc- Thomas J Baltimore & Michael A Todman
Eaton Corp. PLC- Craig Arnold, Arthur E Johnson & Gerald B Smith

Oil/Gas
Chevron- Wanda M Austin & Dambisa F Moyo
Exxon Mobil Corp- Ursulta M Burns & Kenneth C Fraizer

Electric/Utilities
CMS Energy Corp- Jon E Barfield & Suzanne F Shank
Consolidated Edison Inc- George Campbell Jr (witch doctor) & Deirdre Stanley
Dominion Energy- James A Bennett, Pamela J, Royal (witch doctor)
DTE Energy- W Frank Fountain, David A Thomas, Valerie M Williams
Eversource Energy- Sanford Cloud, Linda Dorcena Forry & Frederica M. Williams
Nextera Energy Inc- Hansel E Tookes & Darryl L Wilson
Nisource- Theodore H Bunting & Eric L Butler
Public Service Enterprise Group- Willie A Deese & Alfred W Zollar
Southern Co- David J Grain, Juanita Powell Baranco & Larry D Thompson
WEC Energy Group Inc- Barbara Bowles, William Farrow & Ulice Payne
XCEL Energy Inc- David Owens, Patricia Sampson & Daniel Yohannes
American Water Works Co Inc- Julia L Johnson & Lloyd M Yates
CenterPoint Energy Inc- Milton Carroll & Martin H Nesbitt

[Mr-Uncle-Ruckus]

Speciality Financials/Retail Banking
CBOE Global Markets Inc- William M Farrow, Roderick A Palmore
Comerica Inc- Michael E Collins & Reginald M Turner
Marsh & McLennan Cos- Anthony K Anderson & Lloyd M. Yates
Northern Trust Corp- Charles A Tribbett & Linda Walker Bynoe
PNC Financial Services Group- Majorie Rogers Cheshire & Toni Townes-Whitley
Principal Financial Group- Thomas A Baltimore & Michael A Todman
Raymond James Financial Inc- Ann Gates & Gordon L Johnson
S&P Global Inc- Stephanie C Hill & Kurt L Schmoke
Suntrust Banks Inc- Agnes Bundy Scanlon & Frank Scruggs
Synchrony Financial- Paget L Alves & Laurel J Richie
T Rowe Price Group Inc- Mary K Bush & Freeman A Hrabowski (witch doctor)
U.S. Bancorp- Dorothy Bridges & O’dell M Owens
Wells Fargo- Celeste A Clark & Wayne M Hewett

Food Processors
Archer-Daniels-Midland Co- Debra Sandler & Kelvin R Westbrook
Coco-Cola Co- Helene D Gayle & Alexis M Herman
Hormel Foods Corp- Dakota A Pippins & Steven A White
Kellogg Co- Roderick D Gillum & La June Montogomery Tabron
McCormick & Co- Michael Conway & Freeman A Hrabowski
Tyson Foods Inc- Gaurdie E Banister & Jonathan D Mariner

Biotech
Boston Scientific Corp- Nelda J Connors & Donna A James
Johnson & Johnson- A Eugene Washington & Ronald A Williams
McKesson Corp- Marie Ffolkes & Reginald M Turner
*Merk & Co. Inc- Kenneth C Fraizer (CEO) & Leslie A Brun
Pfizer Inc- Ronald E Baylock & W Don Cornwell
Allergran PLC- Adriane M Brown & Carol Anthony John Davidson

Health Insurance
Cigna Corp- Elder Granger & Isaiah Harris

Travel/Airlines
American Airlines Group Inc- Martin H Nesbitt & Ray M Robinson
Delta Air Lines- Kathy N Waller & William Bill Easter

Hotels/Food&Bev
Marriot International- Mary K Bush, Debra L Lee & Aylwin B Lewis
MGM Resorts International- Alexis M Herman & Rose McKinney-James
*Carnival Inc- Arnold Donald (CEO)
McDonald’s Corp- Llyod H Dean & John W Rogers
Starbucks Corp- Rosalind G Brewer & Mellody Hobson

Consumer Staples
3M Co- Thomas K Brown & Dambisa F Moyo
Colgate-Palmolive- Helene D Gayle & C Martin Harris (witch doctor)

Heavy Industrials
EcoLab Inc- Tracy B McKibben & Lionel L Nowell
General Dynamics- Cecil D Haney & Lester L Lyles
Huntington Ingalls Industries Inc- Augustus L Collins & Tracy B. McKibben
Illinois Tool Works Inc- Kevin M Warren & Anre D Williams
Masco Corp- Marie Ffolks & Reginald M Turner

Defense
Raytheon Co- Adriane M Brown & William R Spivey

Clothing
Hanesbrands Inc- Bobby J Griffin & James C Johnson
Nike Inc- Peter B Henry, John W Rogers & John R Thompson
Tapestry Inc- Anne Gates & Jide J Zeitlin

Supply Chain
*Fedex Corp- Marvin R Ellison (audit) & Shirley Ann Jackson (compensation)

Tech/Software
Facebook Inc- Peggy Alford & Kenneth I Chenaunt
Alphabet Inc- Robin L Washington & Roger W Ferguson
IBM Corp- Michelle J Howard & Shirey Ann Jackson
Microsoft Corp- John W Thompson (Director of the Board)
Roper Technologies Inc- Shellye L Archambeau & Robert E Knowling
SalesForce(.)Com- Colin Powell, Bernard J Tyson & Robin Washington
TE Connectivity LTD
Total System Services Inc- Sidney E Harrison & Joia M Johnson

Television/Networks
Omnicom Group Inc- Leonard S Coleman, Ronnie S Hawkins, Linda Johnson Rice & Valerie M Williams
Viacom CBS Inc (BET parent company)- Charles E Phillips & Frederick O Terrell

REITS
Duke Realty Corp- Norman K Jenkins & Warren M Thompson
Equity Residential- Raymond Bennett & Linda Walker Bynoe

[Mr-Uncle-Ruckus]

Retail
Best Buy Co & Inc- Cindy R Kent, Richelle P Parham & Eugene A Woods
Home Depot Inc- Linda R Gooden & Wayne M Hewett
L Brands Inc- Patricia S Bellinger & Donna A James
Lowe’s Cos Inc- Marvin R Ellison & Bertram L Scott
Macy’s Inc- Leslie D Hale & Joyce M Roche
Nordstrom Inc- Shellye L Archambeau, Stacy Brown-Philpot & Glenda G McNeal
Target Corp- Calvin Darden & Dmitri L Stockton
*JCPenney- Marvin Ellis (CEO)

[Dixieman]

Looks like I lot of companies that I will no longer do business with! Thanks for producing this list!!!!! I recently needed lumber to construct a handicap ramp for my business, and I found a local nigger free company to fill the order. Best looking lumber I have seen in years, and I can patronize a local business without spending money with a nigger loving company! Thank you for posting this as all of our members can see the national nigger loving companies and know to avoid them!!

[Rip Tide]

Originally Posted by Dixieman

Looks like I lot of companies that I will no longer do business with! Thanks for producing this list!!!!! I recently needed lumber to construct a handicap ramp for my business, and I found a local nigger free company to fill the order. Best looking lumber I have seen in years, and I can patronize a local business without spending money with a nigger loving company! Thank you for posting this as all of our members can see the national nigger loving companies and know to avoid them!!

Amen, those big box hardware stores are nothing but bastions of nigger coddling.

What? Popeyes didnt make the list??

[Mr-Uncle-Ruckus]

Originally Posted by WHITEY EXPRESS

What? Popeyes didnt make the list??

Popeyes is owned by a Canadian company & thus not in the S&P 500 (nor is it big enough anyway), YUM! the parent company of KFC interestingly enough did not qualify either.

Coddling is getting out of hand.

[down low]

Amazing work! Can we some how attach this to the forum page so it doesn't get lost to time? What a great resource!

[Mr-Uncle-Ruckus]

Originally Posted by OldIrishAsshole

Coddling is getting out of hand.

Sadly Brother, this will only get worse and worse amongst the publicly traded companies. Not sure how familiar you are w stocks but a long time trend has been a move into ESG funds (ones that invest in companies based on Environmental, Social & Governance metrics), an easy way for a company to boost its ESG rating is to stuff as many apes as possible into the board room, thus enabling ESG funds to invest in them.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/artic...stock-k2ydz8xf

[Rex Carswell]

Have people noticed how niggerized At&T has beccome? All their commercials and poster ads
have niggers or race mixing in them. Maybe most humans have abandoned the company and they
have to sell to the muds.

[DragonInSnow]

At the end of days, the niggers will be sitting on a festering, smoldering, stinking planet unable to support the infrastructure necessary to support life which came easily to humans!

Originally Posted by Mr-Uncle-Ruckus

As promised, I have gone through the entirety of the S&P 500 & compiled a list of the most niggered companies included in the index for 2019.
The companies listed below all met at least one of the two criteria in order to be included: more than one nigger on the board of directors (I did not include ones with only one nigger since it implies the ape in question is a Token Toby) or a nigger holds C-Suite status job / “performs” a sufficiently vital role on the BofD (such as Audit, Risk, Compensation, PR ect). ...
This is not meant as investment advice; rather, it is the opposite. I mean, would you really entrust your hard earned money to a company who’s leadership is in full blown :

Out-freaking-standing work @Mr-Uncle-Ruckus!

Niggers left to their own devices can't even run a lemonade stand let alone an S&P 500 company. Their inner-Apefreeka will manifest itself sooner or later.

[SamboQWashingkoon]

Big corporations usually place niggers in jobs where they do the least damage -- such as "human resources."

[Firestorm]

Not quite part of the list, but I just want to add an aside about The Chrysler Group and General Motors American brands, BOTH of these groups refused to do business in Apartheid South Africa, yet they were all to happy to arrive when the niggers took over (GM has since left again anyway)