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    Sow applies for a job.


    So, this nigger sow comes into my building today and axes fo' dat job application. You can smell dat blunt coming off of the spook from 15 feet away and the bitch was so high she looked half Chinese. I was talking to my Exec. Director in the office behind the front desk when stoner sow came up to turn in the app. My ED looks at me and says "is that her I smell?" I give a slight nod and she says "you can show her out, I'm not wasting my goddamn time interviewing her!" So I walked to the door and punched in the code to let it out. It was probably only there because dat rayciss Whalefuh case worker told it it has to be workin' an sheit.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    You should have told it that it would have to take a drug test right then. You would have seen it show itself out the door!!


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    That's the first time I've ever seen that as a thread title.


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    I'm waiting for the punch line!
    How do you prevent niggers from robbing your home?
    Put out a "Now Hiring" sign!


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    I used to get these worthless nigger in to fill out apeployment apps when I had a pizza shop. They're required to fill out applications in order to receive whalefur, which I always refused to sign their paper for the State confirming they filled it out......had more than a few leave in a huff.


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    I'd love to see the look on the sow's face when the Exec. Director asked it, "how much weight do you estimate you can carry on your head?"


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    I hope the Sow didn’t see the code to the for. Some shit gonna go missing. Tell her to become a crapper- the results will be “good!”


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    Did it's name put a smile on your face?


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    I'd love to see the look on the sow's face when the Exec. Director asked it, "how much weight do you estimate you can carry on your head?"
    "Well, I'ze be carryin' bouts 5 galluns o sheeit betweens muh ears now suh! And muh weeb!"


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    Any member of the animal kingdom has more tact and class than these worthless parasites.

    Disgusting.


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