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    Nigger Deandre Somerville oversleeps jury duty, sentenced to 10 days in NU


    “A judge sentenced Nigger Somerville to NU, plus one year on probation and 150 hours of coonmunity service after it failed to serve on a jury Aug. 21.”

    “It was out playing bakkaball when it’s worried grandmammy called to say there was a police officer at the door with a court summons.”

    https://www.foxla.com/news/21-year-o...il-for-10-days

    In typical nigger fashion, Nigger Deandre Somerville thought it could simply ignore a jury summons and nothing would happen. Unfortunately for its nigger ass, the judge was not going to tolerate any TNB and sentenced the coon to 10 days in Nigger U. Good for that judge not kissing this niggers ass and setting an example that this kind of niggetry will not be tolerated. 10 days is not nearly enough time in NU, but it’s a start.

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    Feel good story, niggers shouldnt be in jury boxes they should be in cages..it all worked out


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    What did the court expect from a lazy-assed nigger? Niggers regularly waltz into their jobs a few hours late, and expect all to be well. Then when they get fired, it’s because YT is rayciss n’ sheeeit. The nigger brain cannot correlate being late with undesirable consequences.


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    At least there was a chance of one lucky person getting a fair trial because of the absence of the nigger.


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    It shouldve gotten a life sentence to any max security prison in Africa the second it was born.

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    Originally Posted by Paddyroller View Post
    What did the court expect from a lazy-assed nigger? Niggers regularly waltz into their jobs a few hours late, and expect all to be well. Then when they get fired, it’s because YT is rayciss n’ sheeeit. The nigger brain cannot correlate being late with undesirable consequences.
    Knuckle >>>> waltz &
    **coonsequences.

    Never forget: De'Marquise Elkins, http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/....1296312#bmb=1

    PHOTO - Widow of Officer Darren Goforth, EXECUTED by a nigger


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murd...stopher_Newsom R.I.P., Logan Tipton

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    Originally Posted by Paddyroller View Post
    What did the court expect from a lazy-assed nigger? Niggers regularly waltz into their jobs a few hours late, and expect all to be well. Then when they get fired, it’s because YT is rayciss n’ sheeeit. The nigger brain cannot correlate being late with undesirable consequences.
    I once saw a nigger knuckle into work after A WEEK AND A HALF of no-call, no-shows and try to start work. When told to leave, it ooked "Why??". When told why, it eeked "Dat's not fair! Dis is raysis!" all the way out the door. Even better, it was STILL 2 hours late for it's shift! LOL


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    It will have plenty of time to grabass bakkabah in NU. That's a dream come true for niggers.


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    Stupid monkey. We had a nigger that would show up 45 minutes late and claim that it "fogots tuh punch in" four days out of the week, take 90 minute lunch breaks on the clock, and hide for its entire shift. while being walked out the door it said "Diss beez wrong! Ahz ain' did nuffin!"

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    Originally Posted by Dred Scott View Post
    It will have plenty of time to grabass bakkabah in NU. That's a dream come true for niggers.
    Dred, all I gotta say, is that if I were starting all over again, grabass bakkabah would be my screen name.

    LMAO!!!!!


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    Originally Posted by OldIrishAsshole View Post
    Stupid monkey. We had a nigger that would show up 45 minutes late and claim that it "fogots tuh punch in" four days out of the week, take 90 minute lunch breaks on the clock, and hide for its entire shift. while being walked out the door it said "Diss beez wrong! Ahz ain' did nuffin!"
    That's just the point! The nigger dindu nuffins, including work for which it was paid.


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    Niggers don't have the mental ability to perform the job of juror. They should have shipped the worthless pavement !


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    Originally Posted by Sherquel_S_Niggerson View Post
    I once saw a nigger knuckle into work after A WEEK AND A HALF of no-call, no-shows and try to start work. When told to leave, it ooked "Why??". When told why, it eeked "Dat's not fair! Dis is raysis!" all the way out the door. Even better, it was STILL 2 hours late for it's shift! LOL
    Niggers do this all the time and it is so annoying. My job puts up with this shit for so long too so far this nigger has been working here for almost a year and goes and hides out when it's suppose to be working. It sucks because niggers know if they get fired they can claim racist whitey fired me for no reason what so ever and will be cuddled. Although, everyone knows that it isn't racist and only niggers do this type of shit. I have never seen a white person fail at doing his job as much as a nigger that will show up late everyday and do absolutely nothing. I'm starting to wonder after hearing other peoples stories some jobs seem to fire them faster than other jobs maybe it has something to do with the laws in that state that will cuddle them more or something. This shit needs to be looked into more.


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    When it comes to court, niggers are not jurors, they're defendants!!!


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    Firstly, looking at how nigs behave, the have NO clue about what is morally (never mind legally) right or wrong, so why have one on a jury?

    Secondly, IF the accused had been human he/she is supposed to be judged by a jury of their peers, not niggers.


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    Now the judge let the nigger off, dropped all charges and the nigger will have no criminal record. That's a bunch of nigger loving bullshit!!

    https://fox4kc.com/2019/10/07/judge-...0aatI8LtUALsoo

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    Originally Posted by Dred Scott View Post
    It will have plenty of time to grabass bakkabah in NU. That's a dream come true for niggers.
    Dominoes, socializing with relatives and homies plus a TV on a sports channel. A nigger's dream!


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    I'm surprised that niggers with outstanding warrants are eligible for jury duty.


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    Originally Posted by OldIrishAsshole View Post
    "Diss beez wrong! Ahz ain' did nuffin!"
    And that's why you're being fired, Shitavious.


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    I'm sure this little nigger was telling the troof when it said that it overslept. I mean afterall, its a nigger. It has no comprehension of anything that we call law. I am sure the judge gave a good eyeroll at the niggers excuse.

    Dont bother arguing with me, coddler. You will lose the argument tired, and pissed off.

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