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    Ghetto Lobster Ghetto lobsta prepared itself. Just heat & eat.


    While a Detroit sheboon, Jaila Thomas, 22, was drinking in its apepartment alone, its 18-day-old baybay somehow drowned in a bathtub full of water. The baybay, named as Lauren Williams, has the same last name as a nigger inhabiting one of the upstairs apepartments in the same block.

    I'm not sure if this one counts as a rockfish or ghetto lobsta, apologies if I've posted it to the incorrect area.

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    https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ead-in-bathtub


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    The upstairs nigbor was quoted:
    "Her name is Lauren. Beautiful baby girl. She was a lively baby. She grabbed my wallet."


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    When Mammy has to get her drink on, she ain't got time for no baby. Someone should tell the sheboon that Sniper will not cause drowsiness like malt likka will.


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    This would be just your average run of the mill rockfish. Ghetto lobsta is a nigglet that has been thoroughly tenderized with a bat/extension chord/rolling pin and heated to an internal temperature of 145 F in a scalding bath or crockpot. Once the skin flakes at the slight prod of a fork, the niggers are ready to season it with a couple band-aids and a dab of neosporin before preparing the side-dish of a bullshit story about how the nigglet was juss funnin with the deep fryer. At this point any remaining fambly members that didn't get sent to NU are ready to serve the dish to nigger lovers on goFundMe for gibs.


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    Either way, its a good niglet. At the end of the day, that's really all that matters.


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    One less niglet. One less simian sucking from the taxpayers' tit. Well done ! Here's a bucket of the Colonel's Finest. Now go out and make it happen again.


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    Originally Posted by Dred Scott View Post
    Either way, its a good niglet. At the end of the day, that's really all that matters.
    Yeah, it doesn't really matter how the niggers prepare their nigglets for coonsumption, when it all boils down (pun intended) a good nigger's a good nigger!


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    Yeah right, a nigger taking a baff? Mammy was tired of that high pitched skreeee and done drowneded that lil' bish.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    I always thought baby chimps knew to avoid water, guess not.

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    So do we classify this as a rock fish or a ghetto lobster. I would say ghetto lobster because a rock fish is when niggers try to go ming and sink to the bottom like a anchor made of lead. If she cooked this baby alive we definitely would be calling it a ghetto lobster so the only thing missing was the flame so I would say ghetto lobster. Of course this is just my opinion I will leave it up to the experts to classify this one but I vote for ghetto lobster over rock fish. This shebeast will do very little time in prison because there is no life as cheap as Nigger on Nigger violence in the hood. The Niggers don't care the Libtards don't care and of course we certainly don't care so who cares, answer nobody.


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    @TALCUMX rockfish is usually a happy accident. A is the deliberate work of a mammy sow cooking its niglet(s) to goodness.


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    How many outstanding warrants did it have?


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    Originally Posted by Whiteirishandproud View Post
    @TALCUMX rockfish is usually a happy accident. A is the deliberate work of a mammy sow cooking its niglet(s) to goodness.
    It seems to me that this was a deliberate act she put it in a tub of water and let it drown the only thing missing to make this a ghetto lobster was the water temperature.


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    Originally Posted by OldIrishAsshole View Post
    Yeah right, a nigger taking a baff? Mammy was tired of that high pitched skreeee and done drowneded that lil' bish.
    The only time a Nigger will take a "baff" is when they are stealing one, not to wash in.


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    Originally Posted by nigger remover View Post
    While a Detroit sheboon, Jaila Thomas, 22, was drinking in its apepartment alone, its 18-day-old baybay somehow drowned in a bathtub full of water. The baybay, named as Lauren Williams, has the same last name as a nigger inhabiting one of the upstairs apepartments in the same block.

    I'm not sure if this one counts as a rockfish or ghetto lobsta, apologies if I've posted it to the incorrect area.

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    https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/...ead-in-bathtub
    "Jaila Thomas", an appropriate name her mammy gave her.


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    Originally Posted by TALCUMX View Post
    So do we classify this as a rock fish or a ghetto lobster. I would say ghetto lobster because a rock fish is when niggers try to go ming and sink to the bottom like a anchor made of lead. If she cooked this baby alive we definitely would be calling it a ghetto lobster so the only thing missing was the flame so I would say ghetto lobster. Of course this is just my opinion I will leave it up to the experts to classify this one but I vote for ghetto lobster over rock fish. This shebeast will do very little time in prison because there is no life as cheap as Nigger on Nigger violence in the hood. The Niggers don't care the Libtards don't care and of course we certainly don't care so who cares, answer nobody.

    Rockfish or Ghetto Lobster, no matter what classification, it is one less Nigger and a future felon factory shut down.


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    The libtards will say this baby was not meant to be, yeah especially if your mother drowns you in a bath tub.


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