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    batwing Majikal flyin' nigger falls 3,500 feet


    A stowaway migrant from Kenya fell from the landing gear of a plane near London, UK. He landed in a back garden, narrowly missing a sunbather.

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    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/941483...jet-sunbather/


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    Feel sorry for whoever had to clean up that mess!

    I H8 NIGGERS!

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    Originally Posted by Ghetto_scum View Post
    Feel sorry for whoever had to clean up that mess!
    Send the clean-up bill along with the cost of repairing the section of sidewalk to its klan in Kenya....maybe Obama's daddy can foot the bill.


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    I cant even imagine the terror of having a nigger fall out of the sky and landing near me. It does make me curious about one the thing. Is the putrid stench of nigger strong enough reach you before the nigger lands. We know the speed of sound and light, but has anyone ever tested the speed of smells? If niggers falling out of the sky is the next big trend of lazy niggers trying to get something for free, we may need to develop some sort of stench alarms to give us fair warning that a nigger is about to impact nearby.

    "After paying to house you, feed you, clothe you, get your hur an nails did, bling out your hooptie, pay off your drug connect, and pay for your medical care and your useless niglets, I can no longer afford to give a fuck about you or your failed species"

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    Too bad the Koonyan was impeded by terminal velocity, he could've impacted with enough force to drill down straight to nigger Hell.


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    I thought niggers could fly?

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    My condolences to the landscaping that was damaged by the rogue shit missile

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    Wholly shit its raining niggers.


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    The nigger may have already frozen to goodness on the plane. That's what usually happens when a stowaway is hiding on a plane for hours in sub-zero temperatures.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...und-plane.html


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    Originally Posted by MisterYT View Post
    The nigger may have already frozen to goodness on the plane. That's what usually happens when a stowaway is hiding on a plane for hours in sub-zero temperatures.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...und-plane.html
    "Describing the victim, he said: 'One of the reasons his body was so intact was because his body was an ice block."
    So APEparently, the coonsickle didn't do a "dead nig bounce" when it impacted because of being frozen solid.


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    Shit missile identified:
    Paul Manyasi, 29 from Kenya
     
    Airport cleaner earned £2.25 a day and dreamed of starting a new life in the UK
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...t-cleaner.html


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    "As god is my witness, I thought niggers could fly!"

    Maybe Dumbo lost its magickal Gypshun feather?


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