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    Nigger Dorleans Philidor flings poo at the judge


     
    Court officials say a Florida nigger charged with burglary defecated during his criminal trial and tried to throw his feces at the judge.

    The Miami Herald reports 33-year-old Dorleans Philidor was sitting in a wheelchair next to Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Lisa Walsh when officials say he tried to throw his excrement at her.
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    https://nypost.com/2019/06/21/florid...-is-acquitted/


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    Was that unexpected behavior coming from a monkey? Next time put a warning sign up.


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    "Solid" defense strategy in nigger logic. Doubles as identification.


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    'It's protein! It's good for you!' Man in a wheelchair, 33, who defecated during his trial for burglary and THREW it at the judge before eating the rest in front of a horrified Florida courtroom is acquitted on all charges:

     
    Witnesses also say they watched on in horror moments later as Philidor appeared to eat some of the feces as officers worked to restrain him.
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...acquitted.html

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    The suspook was in a wheelchair? Surely a wheelbarrow would be more ape-propriate.


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    Ugh. Disgusting animals!

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    Just like us!! Especially the eating shit part.
    There isn't anything, known, that could be considered anywhere near as nasty as your typical nigger.


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    Doubles as identification.
    Nice one!!

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    Just like us? An actual gorilla would have better etiquette in court. As expected, the nigger has a long list of priors so hopefully it will be going to NU soon. Personally, I think they should put it in a zoo where it belongs.


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    Originally Posted by SamboQWashingkoon View Post
    The suspook was in a wheelchair? Surely a wheelbarrow would be more ape-propriate.
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    Originally Posted by SamboQWashingkoon View Post
    The suspook was in a wheelchair? Surely a wheelbarrow would be more ape-propriate.
    I feel a few hanging tires would've kept it busy for awhile too.

    "We ain't got no chips and dip"

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    Originally Posted by GreenNignog View Post
    Just like us? An actual gorilla would have better etiquette in court. As expected, the nigger has a long list of priors so hopefully it will be going to NU soon. Personally, I think they should put it in a zoo where it belongs.
    Or .


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    Nigger acquitted of all charges, nigger loving at its best! Guess the poo flinging worked.


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    The nigger "Brain" at work:

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    I just got off jury duty, what were these morons thinking? I sure hope throwing crap at a judge is a felony.

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    The report also said he ate the bowel movement too, and on the previous day dedicated and spread in all over the walls. Just like a crazed monkey.
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/defendant...s-good-for-you


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    Obviously we here at CM take a contrary point of view, I'm just going to leave this here:

    https://phys.org/news/2011-11-poop-t...elligence.html


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    Originally Posted by Mistuh Bo-Bo View Post
    Obviously we here at CM take a contrary point of view, I'm just going to leave this here:

    https://phys.org/news/2011-11-poop-t...elligence.html
    I just lost respect for “research” coming out of Emory University. Would an outfielder’s ability to cut down a runner at home plate by gunning a liner to the catcher 2 feet to the third base side, be an indicator of his verbal skills? I don’t think so! A monkey or a chimp, or a nigger flinging poo is an indicator of their simian, not human, nature and nothing more.


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    Originally Posted by magilla View Post
    The report also said he ate the bowel movement too, and on the previous day dedicated and spread in all over the walls. Just like a crazed monkey.
    https://www.foxnews.com/us/defendant...s-good-for-you
    It wuz hongry inch hit.


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    If that nigger ate shit, doesn't that make it a cannibal?




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    How it can get away with that leaves me speechless.


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    The nigger is too lazy to walk to the courtroom, so let's get it a wheelchair to make sure it's nice and cozy. The nigger then takes a shit, throws it at the judge then eats the rest, so let's acquit it of all charges. We must make sure our niggers are taken care of. The nigger's actions were surely justified because of slabery.


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    At least, lock that thing up in a crazy house!


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    Originally Posted by Dont Jig Out On Me View Post
    At least, lock that thing up in a crazy house!
    The amazing thing (or not) is that the horsenostril nigger ate the poop it didn’t fling.

    Never forget: De'Marquise Elkins, http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/....1296312#bmb=1

    PHOTO - Widow of Officer Darren Goforth, EXECUTED by a nigger


    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murd...stopher_Newsom R.I.P., Logan Tipton

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    Originally Posted by Lancelot Stink View Post
    If that nigger ate shit, doesn't that make it a cannibal?

    It was eating itself!!!




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