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    World's Smallest Surviving Premature Turd Ever Crapped


    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...nths-NICU.html

    * "Saybie" was crapped out in San Diego, California by its breeders in December 2018 at just 23 weeks and three days.

    * At burf the butt dumpling weighed 8.6 ounces, which is about as much as a large apple weighs.

    * The turdlet spent five months (at great expense) in the neonatal intensive care unit at Sharp Mary Birch Hospital for Human Women & Newborns.

    * In mid-May, the sprog was discharged, weighing 5.6 pounds, about as heavy as a small bag of rice.

    * Doctors were stunned that the sharkling didn't have many complications such as brain bleeding or heart issues.

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    This shit dumpling has cost taxpayers over a million plus dallohz already, I know because my wife is a neo-natal nurse, not including all the care it's being given at home. This turd is a millstone around the neck of taxpayers and it hasn't even learned to crawl yet.


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    Its ready to rob, muhdik, and murder at the same rate as any fully grown nigger.


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    Did mammy take a laxative to shit that out prematurely?

    5 months in the ICU for a lump of nigger. Who's minding the purse-strings?


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    In 10 years or less, "Saybie" is going to be "Stabie" and have 3 niglets of its own. Hopefully the sprog gets its goodification in da skreets soon saving tax payers millions more dollars.

    My generation is doomed.

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    Thanks to the hospital for saving that future felon from all of its future robbery and rape victims. Too bad satan wasn't able to claim this one back to hell where it belongs.

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    Why can't the niggers just shit in the toilet and flush?


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    All niggers are defective and cost us a fortune.


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