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    Why do nigger have pink palms/paw fingers?


    I've noticed that niggers palms and fingers are a pinkish color. My only explanation for this is that it is from their cooncesters that picked cotton and got scars on their paws from it. Or it could be from all the crack they handle.


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    Satan makes the coons "assume the position" when he is spray painting their nigger hides that shit color!!! So no shit colored paint on duh paws n duh bottom ob duh hind feetz!!!

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    I don't get close enough to niggers to notice.


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    One of my classmates was from Texas, and he had an elementary school reading book, inherited from his grandmother, that explained where niggers came from and why they have pink palms. The gist of the story went something like this:

    God saw his children playing in the dirt and it was time for them to eat dinner, so he called them. Most came right away, and he saw that they were filthy from playing in the dirt and mud, so he directed them to bathe in the river before dinner, which they did. All came out clean and fresh, and immediately sat down to eat.

    The others were lazy, no good non-listeners, and were mentally slow. They tarried in the mud, and would not listen to God to come to dinner. Finally, they shuffled over, and received the same instruction that they had to bathe in the river before sitting for dinner. But, by that time the river receded, and just the river bed was wet. So they were only able to wash the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. And that’s how niggers came into being.


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    Originally Posted by NiggersSuck View Post
    I don't get close enough to niggers to notice.
    In my career I dont really have a choice.


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    Originally Posted by Paddyroller View Post
    One of my classmates was from Texas, and he had an elementary school reading book, inherited from his grandmother, that explained where niggers came from and why they have pink palms. The jist of the story went something like this:

    God saw his children playing in the dirt and it was time for them to eat dinner, so he called them. Most came right away, and he saw that they were filthy from playing in the dirt and mud, so he directed them to bathe in the river before dinner, which they did. All came out clean and fresh, and immediately sat down to eat.

    The others were lazy, no good non-listeners, and were mentally slow. They tarried in the mud, and would not listen to God to come to dinner. Finally, they shuffled over, and received the same instruction that they had to bathe in the river before sitting for dinner. But, by that time the river receded, and just the river bed was wet. So they were only able to wash the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. And that’s how niggers came into being.
    That actually makes a lot of sense. Thank you


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    I have heard this before a long time ago from my grandmother - it's a great story.


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    Some niggers have blue paws. That’s a result of the ink bomb going off on them from shoplifted merchandise.


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    Originally Posted by Muhfugga View Post
    Some niggers have blue paws. That’s a result of the ink bomb going off on them from shoplifted merchandise.


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    Originally Posted by Muhfugga View Post
    Some niggers have blue paws. That’s a result of the ink bomb going off on them from shoplifted merchandise.
    Or lime green or red from the money bag they stole from the bank.


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    My guess would have been that it was a natural state of always being caught red-handed when pulling off an ill-planned heist but the story makes so much more sense.

    I don't support the United Negro College fund because a waste is a terrible thing to mind.

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    Because they’re niggers and not human.


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    Most niggers I hear about in here must be crimson-pawed, because you read about them being caught "red-handed".


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    Originally Posted by Paddyroller View Post
    One of my classmates was from Texas, and he had an elementary school reading book, inherited from his grandmother, that explained where niggers came from and why they have pink palms. The gist of the story went something like this:

    God saw his children playing in the dirt and it was time for them to eat dinner, so he called them. Most came right away, and he saw that they were filthy from playing in the dirt and mud, so he directed them to bathe in the river before dinner, which they did. All came out clean and fresh, and immediately sat down to eat.

    The others were lazy, no good non-listeners, and were mentally slow. They tarried in the mud, and would not listen to God to come to dinner. Finally, they shuffled over, and received the same instruction that they had to bathe in the river before sitting for dinner. But, by that time the river receded, and just the river bed was wet. So they were only able to wash the palms of their hands and the soles of their feet. And that’s how niggers came into being.
    Niggers are not God's children. They are the spawn of Satan. Or the work of Lovecraft's Great Old Ones, kind of like the creatures in the story "The Shadow over Innsmouth." Instead of being the results of humans mating with hideous fish-men, they're the result of chimpanzees raping dogs.


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