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Thread: cRapper Slim Tristan aka Tristan Vernon Sellers goodified outside Hoodbridge recording studio Tristan Vernon Sellers, Slim Tristan, murder, Woodbridge, VA

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    carcass fly cRapper Slim Tristan aka Tristan Vernon Sellers goodified outside Hoodbridge recording studio


    Tristan Vernon Sellers, 32, a cRapper of dubious distinction going by Slim Tristan, was awarded a hot lead injection outside a Woodbridge recording studio early Monday. It leaves behind 2 sprogs for the taxpayers to feed and house. Prince William Coonty Homicide are looking into this routine act of niggertry.

    https://wtop.com/prince-william-coun...ording-studio/
    https://dcist.com/story/19/11/19/d-c...ording-studio/

     
    In a Facebook post, Lisa Swanson-Canty, who says in the post that Sellers was her son, shared details about a campaign to raise money to cover the rapper’s funeral service and support his three children. The family is selling $25 t-shirts and accepting donations through Cash App.
    Hopefully there will be pawgun play at the cooneral. Stay tuned

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    Amazing how much money a 75 cent round can save taxpayers in the long run. "It leaves behind two sprogs for taxpayers to feed and house, " we were doing that anyway.


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    Always makes me smile when a cRapper is goodified. It is amazing that they ook and eek and flash gold and cash in their shitty videos, but yet when one gets shot and killed, the fambly starts taking donations or sets up the Go Gibs Muh page.


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    It's mammy ooks, “It’s time to celebrate the life of a Real Live Legend.”

    It's not alive and it's far from being a "legend", nigger. We will be celebrating its goodness though.


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    Smart money will bet theres more than two sprogs it sired.

    "We ain't got no chips and dip"

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    Originally Posted by SamboQWashingkoon View Post
    Hopefully there will be pawgun play at the cooneral. Stay tuned
    Wouldn't bet against it, cRapper coonerals are a powder keg of TNB


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    That bucks' eyes are all the way out on the sides of its' haid! Sure as shit nothing snuck up behind it!

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    There are a lot of very thankful music critics out there tonight!


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    Rap up in the waddy melon patch in da sky wit black jebus!


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    Update: Cinquan Louis Blakney, 43 (@OldIrishAsshole) has been ape-rehended and charged with the goodification.

    https://wtop.com/local/2019/11/dc-ma...ording-studio/

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    good job Toby!!!! A bucket of chiggun awaits you!


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    Now the ex crapper can join Nipsey Hussell in the lake of fire.


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    Hey, sub-cockroach mega-turd filthy porch monkey Cinquan Louis Blakney:

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