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    Innocent cell phone stuck by a picaninny's head


    A South Florida bowling ball head pappy, Clement Watkins, 44, was arrested Tuesday, weeks after it tenderized its 6-year-old hesprog in the head with a cellphone because the picaninny guessed on a homework problem, authorities said.

    Police said it ooked it tossed the phone up three flights of stairs and the niglet failed to catch it so it struck it in the head.

    https://www.local10.com/news/florida...ng-on-homework



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    That sail foam really did sail up dem stairs, din'it?


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    Nice. Must have been a velcro covered phone.


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    Originally Posted by Chimpmaster View Post
    Nice. Must have been a velcro covered phone.
    I was thinking a Nokia phone. Those things are pretty hard!

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    Well pappy wuz jus’ tryin’ to teach the lil niglet to do its homework properly. This is jus’ another ezample of YT keepin’ da nigger down. If pappy were allowed to keep the niglet from guessing, instead of getting aperested, that niglet eventually would have gotten the correct answer, and who knows, the niglet would grow up to be a world renowned physisist / nuclear engineer, who would solve the problem of magnetic containment of plasma for nuclear fusion, and an unlimited energy supply. OK, maybe unicorns really do exist.


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    Yeah sure niglets doing "homework".


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    Originally Posted by Anti-Groid View Post
    I was thinking a Nokia phone. Those things are pretty hard!
    Too bad it didn't use the other product Finland is famous for, the puukko knife.


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    I hope the phone is okay.

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    Dat pappy slammed dat foam into dat boiyz haid. Yeah up.

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    Police said Watkins became angry when the boy guessed on a homework problem and struck him in the head with a cellphone.
    Wha' kola beez cho'?

    Iz beez whiite!

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    It was an Obama phone which is worthless.


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