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    Skewl dress codes and duct tape beez rayciss 'n sheeit


    Sow Nicole Williams, of Charles County, ooked it got a text message from its shedusa shesprog coonplaining that administrators at Benjamin Stoddert Middle School in Waldorf had made it wrap duct tape around its legs because its sh*tskin was showing through its distressed jeans, which is against the rules.

    The sowlette eeked to its sow that the tape was uncomfortable and itchy and was starting to burn it.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...rips-them.html (with video of the ooking sow)

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    Turd legs should wear a fucking cast to hide its unsightly dangling shit apendages.


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    Should have sent the sheboon home and charged it with an unexcused absence. And of course rules don't apply to niggers.


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    I use duct tape to stick pain patches to my body over here because it works. The patches stay on at the expense of some glue management. Duct tape doesn't burn me. The places where the patch sit? Those burn me. I look like a fucking checkerboard. I have pics but I'm not gonna post them. But yes. I keep duct tape in my bathroom drawer. Andi wear it.

    So guess what nigger.
    It doesn't burn your skin. I don't believe you because you don't know what burning pain even is!
    This is all nig lotto. I know it. You know it. And that nigger knows it.

    Personal responsibility is required to enjoy freedom. This is why niggers routinely feel oppressed.

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    Muh baybuh had tuh put on dat duck tape n sheeit ! We demands 11 Bajillion dollaz YT !


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    All of this could have been avoided if the sowlette had just, you know...obeyed the same rules that everybody else does?

    But that's too much of a radical concept for niggers. Their rule is "Do as we please, scream 'Racist!' if someone objects."


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    The sowlette should of used this tape instead:

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    Originally Posted by TattooedRedHead View Post
    The sowlette should of used this tape instead:

    Better yet...

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    I hope the teechur ducted its thug canal as well.


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    They should have made it wear chains.

    OIA goes over the latest batch of nigger names in search of the SNNOD.

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    Skewl is not for niggers, is for niggers!

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    The teensow was coonplaining about the duct tape because it made her look less like a slut to potential coonstomers, so she was having a hard time turning any tricks that day at school.


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    The dress code for she-boons SHOULD be something along the lines
    of a more "traditional" antebellum burlap shift. The height of nigger fashion!
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    Silly nigger, the burning and itching sensation was the maggots and bacteria trying to escape from being taped to your filthy hide.

    "After paying to house you, feed you, clothe you, get your hur an nails did, bling out your hooptie, pay off your drug connect, and pay for your medical care and your useless niglets, I can no longer afford to give a fuck about you or your failed species"

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    I've seen this many times - niggers and coalburners wear dese panns ta skoo, entirely torn apart, and violating dress code, not to mention making everyone sick. When dat mama is made aware of it, it's da skoo's fault, and dey comin' up dere, to scream and yell over dat raciss rule. Keeids juss bein keeeids. Pussified "admin" will bow to dat mama, who then waddles out, all smug and drives off, leebin in a could of smoke, in her '97 Lexus wit dat Dallas Cowboy decal on da hood and saggin', blown rear shocks. Meanwhile, the "teen" will still be wearin' dat, with the promise "not to do it again."

    So, that explains why the coon is wearing them again, the next day.


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    For teentwats and sowlettes and sows, the "dress code" should be a burka.


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