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    Why do niggers...just gotsa to hab demselves those 22" rimz?


    Nothing says "Nigger Mobility" quite like those oversized rims they just can't seem to live without. They live in tarpaper nests, eat garbage, and have cardboard furniture, but always seem to be able to set aside a couple of hundred bucks for a 25-year old Chevy and a few grand more for rims. So..., how do we explain this warped sense of priority?

    Here at CM, we all know that niggers can't do without shiny shit. The little buggers can sit for hours staring in rapt fascination at at sparkly bauble danging from a string or chain, engrossed in the rays of light reflected from the thing. This is nothing but primitive curiosity, unenhanced by an actual knowledge of science. On its face, this seems to be a sufficient and plausible explanation for niggers and shiny rims.

    Of course, there is also the classic nigger one-upmanship to consider. In the nigger "mind," bigger is always better, as evidenced by their utter preoccupation with their muhdicks and constant ooking about how they're junked up like a rutting rhinoceros (another nigger myth we'll deal with another day). Could this be the answer? Could "bigger and shinier" be the totality of it all?

    I think it runs a bit deeper...to deep for niggers themselves to understand.

    Throughout nature, there are creatures that create intimidation by presenting themselves as more than what they really are—usually as a defense mechanism. For example, some lizards inflate themselves to appear larger or display collar frills to appear fiercer than they truly are. Truth be known, they do this because they know they are inferior and have to resort to bullshit to get by—usually with their very ass intact. What could possibly be a better fit for niggers: an inferiority complex coupled with bullshit and presented as a complete lie?

    So, I am proposing that niggers have those rims to present themselves as more than what they are. By elevating their precious hoopties higher than the average human vehicle, they hope to present themselves as superior. It's all rather juvenile, but I believe that this is at least a part of the explanation.

    Is there an element of "looks-at-muh-shiny-shit" involved? Of course—because this is the nigger way of trying to feel important while knowing deep down inside that they are worthless. Is there also an element of "I beez da man cuz I gotz da cash for this shiny shit" involved? Well, yes again. After all, niggers have to assuage themselves for their many shortcomings by being superficial: focusing on appearance and material things. Again, that borders on the infantile; but, we are discussing niggers here.

    Yeah..., those other elements are there, but I continue to believe that the granddaddy is that they simply need to feel superior to humans, all the while failing to accept the reality that they're never going to make it. They have to get to the physical high ground to metaphorically feel "above" humans.

    This is just another passing thought and I look forward to other explanations for what I'll call "spookrimming."


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    In addition to dems rimz 'n' sheeit, doan fuggets
    de Lambo Dohs!



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    Very well thought out @Congo Bongo. And you are probably correct, initially. The front running niggers can probably be explained just as you say, however, on a larger scale, I think it boils down to "monkey see, monkey do", literally.
    In other words, niggers are born followers, with little, to no idea why they do what they do other than the nigger down the block has or does the same thing. So, once one of these nigger trends catch on, all other niggers are driven to acquire what other niggers have, or do. And, it doesn't matter how they get it, they are completely consumed with getting, whatever it is. They may, sell dope to get it, or rob YT, or kill another nigger that isn't paying attention, it doesn't matter, as long as they have one. And this goes for ANYTHING that might be the latest nigger "thing". Whether it's a gold chain, tennis shoes, designer fake eyeglasses or the rims, we happen to be talking about. It's all the same thing, just being a looks-at-muh nigger.
    The nigger is too stupid to know any different than just being a nigger.

    PISS ON ALL NIGGERS!!

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    The posted video is an example of the intersection of nigger "looks at muh" running into a nigger chimpout. Note that the nigger sow screaming believes her "gibs muh" was superseded by the buck's "looks at muh".


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    Looksatme.

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    It's fun watching niggers blow all their welfare checks on stupid useless crap. It's too bad they don't use those 22" rims to flatten other niggers to pancakes with them.


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    Fidget Spinners are the newest nigger geegaw I've
    seen them screwing around with. And it HAS to be
    a GOLD one!



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    The nigger is basically like a crow, they covet shiny shit, make lots of noise, and generally are just a pain in the the ass.

    "You can ignore reality, but you can't ignore the consequences of ignoring reality." -Ayn Rand

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    Niggers always seem the need to be attention grabbing so naturally I would expect this.


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    Originally Posted by sxng9 View Post
    It's fun watching niggers blow all their welfare checks on stupid useless crap. It's too bad they don't use those 22" rims to flatten other niggers to pancakes with them.
    They spend their money on crap but can't buy gas or even check the oil in their vehicles. That's assuming they could even get their hooptie to start... Being on the road could be risky too. No insurance, "forgotten" weapons, warrants...


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    Originally Posted by Mistuh Bo-Bo View Post
    Fidget Spinners are the newest nigger geegaw I've
    seen them screwing around with. And it HAS to be
    a GOLD one!
    Niggers don't know the difference between anodizing and plating. It's gold muhfuggah.

    Tyrone: "Yo gurll yo facebuk picsha lookz pretty hot. Heeittt muh up beezotch. Uh send ya picshas uh muh-dik."

    Brittany: "I'm only seven years old you sick fucking nigger."

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    Because they're stupid?

    Let the name of Obama be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument of the United States. Let the name of Obama be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of men for all time. -Sethi (with a little help from DIS)

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    To match the animal print head liner and shit stains on the seats.

    Niggers are the fart on which the debauchery of liberalism wafts

    Twice, in the history of humans there was a want for the nigger; once we wanted them as slaves, now we want them gone.

    Never in recorded history, un-recorded history or in rumors of history has the introduction of the nigger resulted in a positive outcome.




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    Originally Posted by sxng9 View Post
    It's fun watching niggers blow all their welfare checks on stupid useless crap. It's too bad they don't use those 22" rims to flatten other niggers to pancakes with them.
    Amen. But now, 22" rims beez no match for da Detoilet Special 30" rims




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    Originally Posted by OldIrishAsshole View Post
    The nigger is basically like a crow, they covet shiny shit, make lots of noise, and generally are just a pain in the the ass.
    Dont forget they shit everywhere too.


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    Originally Posted by PaulInFl View Post
    Amen. But now, 22" rims beez no match for da Detoilet Special 30" rims
    Dats nuffin yo




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    Originally Posted by Sir Smoke Alot View Post
    Dats nuffin yo ..........
    Tanks bro, that nigga cultcha is oh sooooooooooooo rich.


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    You should try mounting the tires on these rimz. It is damn near impossible to do because the sidewall is so damn stiff. And then when you drive the car it will put your spine threw your skull because the ride is so stiff. The car which is now a hooptie is ruined. This is all show and no go. Only a nigger would want to drive this garbage.

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    Only niggers would think that sheeit looks goot i dont think it will be long before it's made good over dem rimmz and sheeit


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    The thing that the shitskin subhuman nigger-ape-beasts never figure out is that the more shiny shit they put on they hoopties, the likelier they are to attract attention...including from the popo! Mr. Policeman sees this crappy hooptie rolling erratically down the street, laden with enough bling to make it visible from orbit, and he thinks: "Hmmm...what could be going on here?" You see, Mr. Policeman may not be a Chimpmaniac, but he knows his niggers. And he knows that if he hauls in someone that's a real juicy catch, his sergeant will smile upon him, and first choice of the glazed donuts from Krispy Kreme will be his!

    So our heroic policeman pulls the hooptie over, and what do you think he finds? Equipment violations, hidden drugs and weapons, shitskins with warrants out on them, and if he's really lucky, something spectacular...a dead nigger in the trunk, a nigger with real serious wants out on it, some seriously-illegal (as in full-auto) weapons! So off our nigger hooptie pilot and its fellow shitskins go to NU, howling all the way like the screeching monkeys they are that it's all down to "profiling" and "raycizzm" instead of their stupidly wanting the "looks-at-muh" factor when they're up to more shit than Bonnie and Clyde ever thought of! And the hooptie gets towed off the streets, making them safer with its absence, till it can be melted down for scrap and made into something more useful, like razor blades.

    If niggers had as much sense as Ghod gave boiled asparagus, they'd at least try to be inconspicuous when they're breaking the law, but oh, no, not them! They've always got to be showing off for the other baboons in the pack, like the pre-teen delinquents that they still are all their worthless too-long lives long.


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