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    Cool Other uses for nigger lips


    Many hypotheses exist as to why niggers' lips are so large. One is that the lips phenocopy the sows' engorged cloaca during estrus; another hypothesis is that the lips help cool the nigger in the hot summer. Still another hypothesis is that they act as something like an extra thumb or appendage for grabbing.

    But why stop there? Can you think of any uses for the niggers' lips? I'll go first:

    Air bags (cuz niggas gets inter accidents a lot 'n sheeit)

    Floatation devices (that don't work very well)

    etc

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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    their lips' added weight ensure a nigger will always fall face-first; after falling their lips provide a cushioned surface for impact. that's why niggers noses are flattened and made wide, so as to ensure the lips taking the brunt of the impact.

    EWD--destroying too easily the egos of the "intellectually superior" for the past 50 years.

    niggers do not "own" slavery, inequality, poverty, racial injustice, hardship and deprivation. they only own "nigger."

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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    Extra protection for those gold teef.


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    Glue a niglet's lips to the wall when you monkey sit it


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    nigger lips also make for quite the useful gauge during the design and manufacturing of small electrical parts and devices, eg, tea kettles, alarm clocks, electrical receptacle wall cover plates. if the average nigger is unable to wrap its lips around something, it'll probably pass UL certification...


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    My guess:
    Template model for
    Tijuana "Tuck & Roll" car seats>



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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    I heard that "Inflate to 80 lbs." is tattooed on the inside of every niggers lips.


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    Dey beez sexi an'sheit. All da wite gurlz want dem big lips and big aizzes.


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    Sucking peckers for bling bling!


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    I'm not certain, but they appear to work better for grazing while the nigger is on its hands and knees. I imagine a spilled bowl of gubment cheez, and a herd of nigger beast positioned all about the spill angling for more than their fare share.


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    They store grape drank and malt liquor, much like a camel's hump(s) store water.


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    suction cups on automotive glass assembly lines...


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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    sewer pipe coupling

    seal for a jet engine suck starter

    Cloaca rival system; increases the chances for mating

    inertia damper that prevents achievement of resoncance frequency; soz dey haids don't essplode during high pitched ooking

    niglet wipes

    shade for their gums so the sun won't bleach them out

    pillows for when they are face down drunk

    grease traps

    because their face is jealous of the rectum's enormous ass structure

    furniture bumper for when deys boo is bouncing them off of shit

    niglet grappling system for sucking up crumbs, bugs and feces off of the hut floor

    Niggers are the fart on which the debauchery of liberalism wafts

    Twice, in the history of humans there was a want for the nigger; once we wanted them as slaves, now we want them gone.

    Never in recorded history, un-recorded history or in rumors of history has the introduction of the nigger resulted in a positive outcome.




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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    Punching bags.



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    Re: Other uses for nigger lips


    good for giving haid to da downlow bruddas


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