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    I almost got run over by a nigger today!


    I had just finished buying my groceries at a local supermarket and was walking back to my car when this pick-up suddenly turned into the parking lot. The driver then immediately tried to park backwards into the empty space next to my car, [b]without nothing that I was standing there[/b]. I had to quickly back up to avoid being run over.

    I immediately yelled at the driver to be more careful, and when I passed his window, big surprise: the driver was a nigger. He immediately drove away after that (I guess I scared him well with the warning).

    Moral of the story: heavy machinery should only be operated by humans.

    Last edited by Unregistered; 02-25-2012 at 05:54 PM.
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    Usually their blaring [c]rap music serves as a early warning system. The silent ones are even more dangerous...means they are up to something more than usual.


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    I am glad you did not get hurt, my friend !


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    Unfortunately, our wonderful liberal media has successfully deluded the minds of human society into thinking that niggers are "people like us," when really it is the exact opposite. We have given niggers so many chances to improve themselves and reveal to us that they can contribute to our society, but they are incapable of such things. They are like monkeys and apes, and they all belong back in the jungle where YT first found them.


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    Where did the nigger steal the car?


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    I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat upon it was Death, and Hell followed
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    [QUOTE=Unregistered;17337][b]without nothing that I was standing there[/b][/QUOTE]

    I am willing to bet the nigger knew you were standing there and did not care. This is part of their self-entitlement and the nigger just knew you would move of its way. If you did not move and the nigger hit you it would eek and ook it was your fault. They expect humans to move out of their way at all times so they can continue with their feral monkeyshines.

    “When she opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, “Come!” And out came another horse, bright red. Its rider was permitted to take peace from the earth, so that people should slay one another, and she was given a great sword.” Revelation 6:3-4

    "We will NOT be silenced !!!"
    "If you can not be famous be infamous !!!"
    "There will be NO retreat, compromise or surrender !!!"
    "Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me !!!"

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    Here you go White Man...Ol Ruckus gots some pay back for ya....




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