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    Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?


    [SIZE=4][B]Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?[/B][/SIZE]


    1. Melanin stinks to people that are not niggers.
    This has been borne out time and time again by science. Melanin has a foul odor and niggers have far more than any other race.

    2. It's all the hair care products. It requires them to brutalize their nappy hair and not wash it for weeks at a time. Have you ever seen the funky crust that is in a sheboon's so-called hair? Imagine how terrible you'd smell if you didn't wash your hair, or even put water on it, for 2 or 3 weeks. Some go months at a time and get loads of funk-crust. Think that smells good?

    3. Bromhidrosis is the term for hyperactive glands that produce body odor.
    Niggers evolved to do well in hot environments. Part of that evolution is keeping urine and feces for a long amount of time to keep water so they stay hydrated. The body has to remove this waste eventually, so the niggers sweat urine and feces. They literally do it. They also have more sweat and body odor creating things called apocrine glands and eccrine glands. Everybody has them but niggers have a lot more. All the hygiene in the world won't overcome that fact. Niggers sweat more and stink more when they do it, its simple science.
    Every play sports with a nigger? Ever have to smell a sweaty nigger at the gym? You know it is true! Its one of those racist "hate facts." SCIENCE BEEZ RACISS.

    4. Its part of their "rich culture" to not spend 50 dollars a year on shampoo, deodorant, anti-perspirant and tooth paste but to spend 2 grand on horrendous perfume and cologne. A nigger might not shower but it will bathe in cheap perfume and cologne. The end effect is that the causes of the funk, poor hygiene and simple biology (melanin and more body odor and sweat glands) are never dealt with and the groid winds up smelling like a crusty, sweaty asshole on a prom date. Stuff like Axe and Old Spice body spray has completely replaced anything remotely approaching basic hygiene in a nigger, but especially the bucks. That isn't a replacement for brushing your teeth, wiping your ass, showering with shampoo and soap or using deodorant and anti-perspirant. Fuckin' Aqua-Velva and a half bottle's worth of Chocolate Fuck Lightning or Kiwi-Strawberry Passion-Cunt doesn't cut it.


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    They are called shit-skins for good reason

    Niggers are the fart on which the debauchery of liberalism wafts

    Twice, in the history of humans there was a want for the nigger; once we wanted them as slaves, now we want them gone.

    Never in recorded history, un-recorded history or in rumors of history has the introduction of the nigger resulted in a positive outcome.




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    Originally Posted by Reformed View Post
    It's all the hair care products. It requires them to brutalize their nappy hair and not wash it for weeks at a time. Have you ever seen the funky crust that is in a sheboon's so-called hair? Imagine how terrible you'd smell if you didn't wash your hair, or even put water on it, for 2 or 3 weeks. Some go months at a time and get loads of funk-crust. Think that smells good?
    Shebeasts perform a ritual they call a "co-wash". Once or twice a week they wet their fur, apply a smelly "conditioner" or oil to their fur and rinse it out. They use anything from mayonnaise, cocoa butter, olive oil, etc. and even bull semen.

    Some of the "crust" you refer to is glue used to attach their extensions to them. When it gets wet it turns white and crusty. This happens to the shezillas to that are too cheap to spend our tax dollars having the extensions woven in.

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    Niggers stink so that blind people can hate them, too.


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    [QUOTE=Reformed;94562]

    4. Its part of their "rich culture" to not spend 50 dollars a year on shampoo, deodorant, anti-perspirant and tooth paste but to spend 2 grand on horrendous perfume and cologne. A nigger might not shower but it will bathe in cheap perfume and cologne. The end effect is that the causes of the funk, poor hygiene and simple biology (melanin and more body odor and sweat glands) are never dealt with and the groid winds up smelling like a crusty, sweaty asshole on a prom date. Stuff like Axe and Old Spice body spray has completely replaced anything remotely approaching basic hygiene in a nigger, but especially the bucks. That isn't a replacement for brushing your teeth, wiping your ass, showering with shampoo and soap or using deodorant and anti-perspirant. Fuckin' Aqua-Velva and a half bottle's worth of Chocolate Fuck Lightning or Kiwi-Strawberry Passion-Cunt doesn't cut it.[/QUOTE]

    #4 is especially important. I suppose if Jerome would take a daily shower, he wouldn't smell like the inside of a barn, covered up with old spice, but he has more important things to do. If Sha-Nay-Nay would douche in between mating sessions, instead of rolling around in a tub of Coconut scented lard, maybe even she wouldn't be so offensive to the nose.

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    Originally Posted by Magilla Gorilla View Post
    Niggers stink so that blind people can hate them, too.



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    I just assumed that since they look like walking piles of shit, and smell like walking piles of shit, they probably are.


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    Originally Posted by Reformed View Post
    2. It's all the hair care products. It requires them to brutalize their nappy hair and not wash it for weeks at a time. Have you ever seen the funky crust that is in a sheboon's so-called hair? Imagine how terrible you'd smell if you didn't wash your hair, or even put water on it, for 2 or 3 weeks. Some go months at a time and get loads of funk-crust. Think that smells good?

    3. Bromhidrosis is the term for hyperactive glands that produce body odor.
    Niggers evolved to do well in hot environments. Part of that evolution is keeping urine and feces for a long amount of time to keep water so they stay hydrated. The body has to remove this waste eventually, so the niggers sweat urine and feces. They literally do it. They also have more sweat and body odor creating things called apocrine glands and eccrine glands. Everybody has them but niggers have a lot more. All the hygiene in the world won't overcome that fact. Niggers sweat more and stink more when they do it, its simple science.
    Every play sports with a nigger? Ever have to smell a sweaty nigger at the gym? You know it is true! Its one of those racist "hate facts." SCIENCE BEEZ RACISS.
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    the groid winds up smelling like a crusty, sweaty asshole on a prom date.
    An oil driller once described to me the nigger smell as being identical to the smell between your asshole and your balls after a few days of hiking without showering.


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    An oil driller once described to me the nigger smell as being identical with the smell between your asshole and your balls after a few days of hiking without showering.
    Did you ask the driller how he knew what it smelled like?


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    Genetically determined:
    Apocrine Bromhidrosis.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_odor
    The medical term for stink glands, they have lots more of them and even showering more often doesn't make much difference.


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    The nigger smell is hard to define. Shit is certainly a component and so is skunk, dead rat, urine, rotting garbage and unwashed primate but the full effect is somehow worse than the combination of all these. The extreme offensiveness of nigger odor to human noses is nature's way of telling you to steer clear. One of the things that baffles me about coalburners and oil drillers is how they overcome their natural aversion to the nauseating miasma that surrounds the nigger.


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    Because they're bipedal fecal monsters.


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    Re: Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?


    The free nigger lifestyle has a lot to do with it.
    fried chicken, pork guts every day.... with malt lickor and koolaid and your nigger will smell bad. ... just like if your pet dog gets into the trash... he wont smell good for days. coco butter and no baths is just nasty,

    instead feed your niggers Watermellons, grits, apples, peanuts and pork skins for good behavior. This diet is cheap fuel and cuts the smell in half. hydrate em with plenty of clean creek or pond water this also reduces smells.

    I used to like to make my niggers cool off in the creek near my cotton field, but some good ole humans got sick downstream .. called the health department on me so now i wash em in my far pond.

    it all boils down to improper upkeep. I blame the owners if a nigger smells bad like shit... they should clean his cage more often.


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    Re: Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?


    Originally Posted by TattooedRedHead View Post
    Shebeasts perform a ritual they call a "co-wash". Once or twice a week they wet their fur, apply a smelly "conditioner" or oil to their fur and rinse it out. They use anything from mayonnaise, cocoa butter, olive oil, etc. and even bull semen.

    Some of the "crust" you refer to is glue used to attach their extensions to them. When it gets wet it turns white and crusty. This happens to the shezillas to that are too cheap to spend our tax dollars having the extensions woven in.
    I never knew this.


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    Re: Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?


    Originally Posted by Reformed View Post
    Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?

    2. It's all the hair care products.
    It goes beyond not hair washing to not washing at all - at least with the sheboons. I worked with a magical engineer nigress that stunk like shit. People had to hold down vomit when they rode in the car with it. After enough complaints, her boss finally had to say something to it and it admitted that it was so expensive to buy and attach non-groid hair that there was no way it was going to risk getting it wet. So rather than possibly ruin its extensions (or whatever the hell they use), it simply stopped bathing instead.

    Of course, this assumes it bathed before the extensions, which is probably incorrect.


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    Re: Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?


    That is just nasty.


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    Re: Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?


    Originally Posted by Over Fork Over View Post
    That is just nasty.
    Agreed


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    Re: Why Do Niggers Smell Like Shit?


    They were crapped out like shit thus they smell like shit.


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