function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime) { this.threadid = threadid; this.title = title; this.poster = poster; this.threaddate = threaddate; this.threadtime = threadtime; } var threads = new Array(15); threads[0] = new thread(102118, 'Jizz donor of six apespiring actor goodified itself on Facebook Live', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-26-2017', '02:15 AM'); threads[1] = new thread(102109, 'Ape shows maid it\'s muh dikk....gets aperested', 'BackToAfricaNigger', '01-25-2017', '05:49 PM'); threads[2] = new thread(102102, 'Teentwat hanged itself while streaming it live', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-25-2017', '01:00 PM'); threads[3] = new thread(102094, 'Nigger Demarlon Thomas pardoned by Obongo, executed by other niggers', 'Paddyroller', '01-25-2017', '08:07 AM'); threads[4] = new thread(102089, 'Love & Hip Hop sow had an ectopic nigbryo', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-25-2017', '06:34 AM'); threads[5] = new thread(102086, '"Blackface shame of OSU"', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-25-2017', '05:21 AM'); threads[6] = new thread(102081, 'Raw Video: Niggers Attack CB & Pet Ape', 'Fed Up', '01-25-2017', '04:07 AM'); threads[7] = new thread(102079, 'Five male prison workers are charged with sexually abusing eight female inmates', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-25-2017', '03:38 AM'); threads[8] = new thread(102078, 'Niglet was taken out of the oven before it was done baking', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-25-2017', '03:25 AM'); threads[9] = new thread(102076, 'Sow is charged with aggravated battery for pelting an ex-US Army police officer with a \'deadly weapo', 'Chimpmaster', '01-25-2017', '02:41 AM'); threads[10] = new thread(102056, '"What special attention are you going to give him apart from sucking up his money"', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-24-2017', '05:15 PM'); threads[11] = new thread(102054, 'Gibsmedat wanted for an ex-bakkaballer that was goodified by a CB\'s pet muh dik', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-24-2017', '04:39 PM'); threads[12] = new thread(102051, '"Big Booty Injections Gave Me A 59 Inch Butt"', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-24-2017', '04:03 PM'); threads[13] = new thread(102037, '\'Bippity boppity boo!\': Five-year-old sowlette proves itself a future NigTube star', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-24-2017', '05:51 AM'); threads[14] = new thread(102033, 'C&R RSO had a head, hands and feet stuffed in its freezer', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-24-2017', '04:53 AM');