function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime) { this.threadid = threadid; this.title = title; this.poster = poster; this.threaddate = threaddate; this.threadtime = threadtime; } var threads = new Array(15); threads[0] = new thread(112342, 'NL helped save two nignapped picaninnies', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-21-2018', '04:25 AM'); threads[1] = new thread(112334, '"Please help me, oh God, please help me"', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '10:34 PM'); threads[2] = new thread(112333, 'Badly decomposed greyback litter mates found in their Brooklyn nest', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '09:58 PM'); threads[3] = new thread(112332, '"Harlem Shake" co-creator is now shaking at DNS', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '09:35 PM'); threads[4] = new thread(112327, 'Raw vid: "Battle of the Aunties!"', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '06:15 PM'); threads[5] = new thread(112326, 'Stabby sprog left its tattooed trash on the road', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '06:01 PM'); threads[6] = new thread(112324, 'Ghetto Lotto in the Making', 'Paddyroller', '01-20-2018', '02:08 PM'); threads[7] = new thread(112323, '"My dad fired him because he was lazy"', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '07:08 AM'); threads[8] = new thread(112322, 'Gun greyback coonmitted suicide by cop', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '06:57 AM'); threads[9] = new thread(112317, 'AA Elementary School Principal Bullies Little Person', 'Fed Up', '01-20-2018', '01:56 AM'); threads[10] = new thread(112316, 'Coon Man charged in a machete attack', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-20-2018', '01:54 AM'); threads[11] = new thread(112315, 'Nigger feetzballer arrested, accused of threatening cop\'s wife', 'Maker', '01-20-2018', '12:53 AM'); threads[12] = new thread(112308, 'Raw Vid: Teenapers Courageously Carjack 81 Yr Old at Nigmart', 'Fed Up', '01-19-2018', '10:26 PM'); threads[13] = new thread(112307, '"Are these the coolest cabin crew uniforms in the skies?"', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-19-2018', '10:21 PM'); threads[14] = new thread(112306, 'CB\'s sharklings made a ghetto lobster', 'TattooedRedHead', '01-19-2018', '05:52 PM');