function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime) { this.threadid = threadid; this.title = title; this.poster = poster; this.threaddate = threaddate; this.threadtime = threadtime; } var threads = new Array(15); threads[0] = new thread(114598, 'Sow was DIEvorced seven picaninnies too late', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-22-2018', '06:50 AM'); threads[1] = new thread(114597, 'A bullet to the head gave a sow a DIEvorce', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-22-2018', '05:28 AM'); threads[2] = new thread(114596, 'OD Green Beret ventilated and DIEvorced its jizz bucket', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-22-2018', '04:54 AM'); threads[3] = new thread(114593, 'Coonvicted goodifier knuckle dragged feral from court during the lunch break', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '09:17 PM'); threads[4] = new thread(114592, 'Picaninnies on a skewl camping trip were told to act as "runaway slaves"', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '09:05 PM'); threads[5] = new thread(114591, 'Father randomly stabbed to death with his daughter sitting on his lap', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '07:13 PM'); threads[6] = new thread(114589, 'The necropsy report stated an incredible amount of force was used against the turdler', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '02:50 PM'); threads[7] = new thread(114587, 'Tenderized nigfant\'s breeders violated the established safety plan', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '01:41 PM'); threads[8] = new thread(114586, 'Sex acts on a ten year old female and drugs off of her body', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '12:59 PM'); threads[9] = new thread(114585, 'Twofer: The "perfect couple" is now a good couple', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '11:37 AM'); threads[10] = new thread(114584, 'Avatar worthy Dover nigger charged with assaulting an officer', 'Whip_Cracker', '04-21-2018', '06:07 AM'); threads[11] = new thread(114579, 'Sheboon throws hot coffee at employee then pepper sprays', 'BayArea Wrangler', '04-21-2018', '03:24 AM'); threads[12] = new thread(114577, 'Identity stealing sheboon got a $95K job and then got fired when it could not do it', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-21-2018', '12:50 AM'); threads[13] = new thread(114573, 'Coonibalistic Liberian warlord that raped, mutilated and goodified sentenced to 30 years in US', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-20-2018', '11:50 PM'); threads[14] = new thread(114568, 'Raw vid: "She has chocolate skin like me!"', 'TattooedRedHead', '04-20-2018', '06:09 PM');