function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime)
	{
		this.threadid = threadid;
		this.title = title;
		this.poster = poster;
		this.threaddate = threaddate;
		this.threadtime = threadtime;
	}
	var threads = new Array(15);
	threads[0] = new thread(114935, 'Teenlover never made it to the prom', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '08:14 AM');
	threads[1] = new thread(114934, 'Trigger nigger got a lighter sentence after the teencarcass\' sow showed coonpassion', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '07:32 AM');
	threads[2] = new thread(114933, 'NL DIEversified by a C&R DUI snake head', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '07:07 AM');
	threads[3] = new thread(114932, 'AA Navy nigger is no longer "the life of the party"', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '06:11 AM');
	threads[4] = new thread(114931, '"the entire neighborhood is feeling the impact of the tragedy"', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '05:48 AM');
	threads[5] = new thread(114930, 'Criminigger left its fingerprint in Play-Doh at NigMart', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '05:21 AM');
	threads[6] = new thread(114929, '"When I came I see the fire on the first floor"', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '04:59 AM');
	threads[7] = new thread(114928, 'Gibsmedat sow was given a DIEvorce', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '04:41 AM');
	threads[8] = new thread(114927, 'Gibsmedat teenaper had a good time chimping over a sail fawn', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '04:16 AM');
	threads[9] = new thread(114926, 'Sow\'s ex-boonfriend nignapped its heturdler from niglet-care', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '03:38 AM');
	threads[10] = new thread(114925, 'Former NASCAR nigger "crew member" breaks team owner\'s jaw, gets aperested', 'LiverLippedBaboon', '05-06-2018', '03:31 AM');
	threads[11] = new thread(114924, '"Vicious" Queens stairwell rape', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '03:25 AM');
	threads[12] = new thread(114923, 'Baseball bat gave a bat its wings', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '02:27 AM');
	threads[13] = new thread(114922, 'Mutant Nigbryo Alcohol Syndrome knuckle dragger is "finding his pace"', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '02:05 AM');
	threads[14] = new thread(114919, 'NBA player\'s sow cleans up on "The Price is Right" and nearly kills a fellow contestant', 'TattooedRedHead', '05-06-2018', '12:56 AM');