function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime) { this.threadid = threadid; this.title = title; this.poster = poster; this.threaddate = threaddate; this.threadtime = threadtime; } var threads = new Array(15); threads[0] = new thread(119524, 'Chimpout involving up to two hundred spook students erupted outside of a Killadelphia McNigger\'s', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-20-2018', '08:13 AM'); threads[1] = new thread(119521, 'Sow only partially buried the turd', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-20-2018', '07:40 AM'); threads[2] = new thread(119520, 'Fambly chimping after grandsow was given a dirt nap with four strangers', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-20-2018', '07:07 AM'); threads[3] = new thread(119519, 'Rayciss legally parked tractor-trailer gave three bats their wings', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-20-2018', '06:40 AM'); threads[4] = new thread(119518, 'Pet owner shared its difficulty finding help for its "mentally ill" apedopted teensprog', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-20-2018', '06:15 AM'); threads[5] = new thread(119517, 'Nigfants found in room filled with marijuana smoke', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-20-2018', '05:54 AM'); threads[6] = new thread(119516, '"I will stand for her and demand justice now that she is gone"', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-20-2018', '05:36 AM'); threads[7] = new thread(119509, 'Loverpotomous arrested for bringing a knife to school', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-19-2018', '08:41 PM'); threads[8] = new thread(119505, 'Imported gibsmedat jizz donor of seven had a good time delivering pizzas', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-19-2018', '06:57 PM'); threads[9] = new thread(119504, 'Raw pics: "the aggressive mass first started to appear on his cheek"', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-19-2018', '06:24 PM'); threads[10] = new thread(119503, 'Jamaican jigaboo jailed for eight years for trafficking', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-19-2018', '05:38 PM'); threads[11] = new thread(119492, '“I didn’t want to live anymore"', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-19-2018', '12:50 PM'); threads[12] = new thread(119490, 'Niggers Queitin & Le’Zonn goodify Darian in Ohio', 'Maker', '10-19-2018', '05:53 AM'); threads[13] = new thread(119485, 'All-In Chimpinnati: New report details costly impact of racism, offers recommendations for gibs muh', 'Ulfhednar', '10-19-2018', '04:48 AM'); threads[14] = new thread(119481, 'Uppity imported shebeast barred from Dunkin\' Donuts for a year', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-19-2018', '02:19 AM');