function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime) { this.threadid = threadid; this.title = title; this.poster = poster; this.threaddate = threaddate; this.threadtime = threadtime; } var threads = new Array(15); threads[0] = new thread(119673, 'Rape ape Malachi Raymond caged fro rape. Done in by YT juju.', 'SamboQWashingkoon', '10-25-2018', '10:37 PM'); threads[1] = new thread(119670, 'Police chase trigger niggers tied up traffic for hours', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '09:54 PM'); threads[2] = new thread(119669, 'Sow\'s boonfriend goodified its "disrespectful" gibsmedat sowlette', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '09:18 PM'); threads[3] = new thread(119668, 'Raw vid: "I was disheartened by what I saw because that’s my baby"', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '07:46 PM'); threads[4] = new thread(119667, 'Three AA cops are facing federal drug charges', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '07:35 PM'); threads[5] = new thread(119666, 'Nigger hits officer, construction worker w/stolen car in Chicongo', 'Maker', '10-25-2018', '07:01 PM'); threads[6] = new thread(119665, 'Just released spook stole a car from the jail\'s parking lot', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '05:25 PM'); threads[7] = new thread(119663, 'Raw vid: Alexa does not understand a sheturdler\'s eeks and ooks', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '03:27 PM'); threads[8] = new thread(119662, 'Human kindergartners taught to sign "Happy Birthday" for a deaf coon custodian', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '03:14 PM'); threads[9] = new thread(119661, 'Feral apetorney DIEvorced its breeding partner', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '02:48 PM'); threads[10] = new thread(119653, 'Twofer: Trigger nigger boonfriend wanted to watch feetzball on television', 'TattooedRedHead', '10-25-2018', '05:36 AM'); threads[11] = new thread(119652, 'University of Cincinnati\'s student body president makes history', 'Ulfhednar', '10-25-2018', '05:23 AM'); threads[12] = new thread(119651, 'Police aperest nigger Earnest James Smith caught milking its muhdik outside teen\'s window', 'Ulfhednar', '10-25-2018', '04:25 AM'); threads[13] = new thread(119645, 'Canadian cRrapper was a Nigger wannabee and believed he could fly..', 'igor', '10-24-2018', '10:03 PM'); threads[14] = new thread(119643, 'Groidal of Teenniggers Robbing Restaurants in Midtown Manhattan', 'Paddyroller', '10-24-2018', '08:53 PM');