function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime) { this.threadid = threadid; this.title = title; this.poster = poster; this.threaddate = threaddate; this.threadtime = threadtime; } var threads = new Array(15); threads[0] = new thread(84483, 'Nigger kidnaps 2 y/o girl while stealing van in Chicongo', 'Maker', '12-01-2015', '03:27 PM'); threads[1] = new thread(84481, 'Detroit court clerk sherilla takes bribes to dismiss tickets.', 'nigrarium', '12-01-2015', '02:09 PM'); threads[2] = new thread(84479, 'Nigger Thanksgiving parade.', 'nigrarium', '12-01-2015', '01:30 PM'); threads[3] = new thread(84478, 'No charges after US nigger boy, 13, shot dead for stealing', 'Niggers4Sale', '12-01-2015', '01:21 PM'); threads[4] = new thread(84477, 'Sharae finally meets a facebook friend.', 'nigrarium', '12-01-2015', '01:21 PM'); threads[5] = new thread(84476, '"The tragic incident left four siblings without parents"', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '09:49 AM'); threads[6] = new thread(84475, 'Rock fish couldn\'t ook but did make noises & responded to its name', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '09:20 AM'); threads[7] = new thread(84474, 'Kenya: Five rock fishes after a bus accident', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '08:39 AM'); threads[8] = new thread(84473, 'Botswana: Teennigger rock fish netted', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '08:35 AM'); threads[9] = new thread(84472, 'Kenya: Ten rock fishes waited two hours for help', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '08:32 AM'); threads[10] = new thread(84469, 'Push for National Gun Violence Awareness month', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '07:16 AM'); threads[11] = new thread(84467, '"We went from the back of the bus to where\'s the bus?"', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '06:41 AM'); threads[12] = new thread(84466, 'Oil driller caged for five years', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '06:15 AM'); threads[13] = new thread(84464, 'Imported coon "given a new life"', 'TattooedRedHead', '12-01-2015', '05:41 AM'); threads[14] = new thread(84463, 'Niggers: "Asthma bees rayciss!"', 'Maker', '12-01-2015', '05:41 AM');