function thread(threadid, title, poster, threaddate, threadtime) { this.threadid = threadid; this.title = title; this.poster = poster; this.threaddate = threaddate; this.threadtime = threadtime; } var threads = new Array(15); threads[0] = new thread(117091, 'Raw vid: Harlem boon attacked a female in an elevator', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '06:23 AM'); threads[1] = new thread(117089, 'Miami Swim Week beez raysiss and sheeit', 'soundblaster', '07-20-2018', '05:46 AM'); threads[2] = new thread(117087, 'Jizz donor gives hefant a good tenderizing, caged for 35 years', 'soundblaster', '07-20-2018', '05:32 AM'); threads[3] = new thread(117086, 'Raw vid: Accidental 911 call leads to epic dance-off between a cop and a niglet', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '04:30 AM'); threads[4] = new thread(117085, 'Raw vid: Feral nigger murdered a store clerk', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '04:22 AM'); threads[5] = new thread(117084, 'Raw vid: Feral trigger nigger wanted for a triple ventilating', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '04:14 AM'); threads[6] = new thread(117083, 'Coon massage therapist accused of inapepropriate pawing', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '03:53 AM'); threads[7] = new thread(117082, 'C&R trigger nigger tied up traffic for hours', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '03:31 AM'); threads[8] = new thread(117081, 'Nigtoilet brothers need gibsmedat for a two week summer program at Oxford University', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '03:10 AM'); threads[9] = new thread(117080, 'Suspook in Detroit Opera House parking garage rape to be sentenced', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '02:47 AM'); threads[10] = new thread(117079, '“Worthy of the position he holds"', 'TattooedRedHead', '07-20-2018', '02:42 AM'); threads[11] = new thread(117078, 'Evidence \'came out of your mouth\': crapper Nykees "NaNa" Campbell wins NU scholarship', 'Nigturd', '07-20-2018', '02:31 AM'); threads[12] = new thread(117077, 'Fired from building superintendent job, vile nigger killed human that replaced it', 'Nigturd', '07-20-2018', '01:53 AM'); threads[13] = new thread(117076, 'Nigger kills officer in Stillwater, MN prison', 'Maker', '07-20-2018', '01:20 AM'); threads[14] = new thread(117074, 'Niggersows rob Victoria Secret w/stun gun in Chicongo', 'Maker', '07-19-2018', '11:34 PM');